PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedro Flikflak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison's entrance music is this is my shit- chuck vidells music. A fine choice. Pedro Flikflak acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

The Bison
vs
Flikflak

200 cm
21
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

200 cm
24
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 Cardio

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Pedro Flikflak!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Bison throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Flikflak stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Bison lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Flikflak at a distance.
The Bison lands a nice shot to the body.
Chuck The Bison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Flikflak takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Flikflak is trying hard to land a takedown here. The Bison sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The Bison throws the left hand but Flikflak avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flikflak shoots in and drives through. The Bison sprawls well.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Bison. Flikflak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flikflak looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pedro Flikflak.
The Bison swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The Bison swings for the body but Flikflak moves out of range.
The Bison throws a right and a left that both miss.
Flikflak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from The Bison as Flikflak shoots in.
The Bison throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flikflak sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Bison rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Flikflak moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Flikflak has a takedown stuffed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Flikflak avoids the body shot from The Bison.
The Bison lands a glancing blow to the side of Flikflak's head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Flikflak ducks under a wild hook from The Bison.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Bison dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Flikflak changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Bison tries to avoid it but Flikflak manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Bison to the ground. The Bison escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Flikflak slips under a jab.
The Bison lands with a nice body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flikflak shoots for a takedown but The Bison saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Flikflak avoids the body shot from The Bison.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Bison is looking to wear down Flikflak with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Bison waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Flikflak.
The Bison fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flikflak manages to avoid it.
Flikflak slips a straight right by The Bison.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Flikflak fails with a takedown attempt.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pedro Flikflak.
The Bison lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Flikflak at a distance.
Flikflak shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Bison as he jumps to the side.
Chuck The Bison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flikflak avoids the body shot from The Bison.
A shot to the liver by The Bison. Beautiful body shot.
Flikflak takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flikflak shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Bison sprawls well. The Bison wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Flikflak gets slowly back to his feet.
Flikflak has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Bison dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

The Bison lands with a nice combination. Flikflak backs away looking to recover.
The Bison swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Flikflak.
The Bison comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison misses with a wild body shot.
Flikflak shoots for a double leg takedown but The Bison sprawls well. He's pushed Flikflak's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The Bison stuffs the takedown attempt from Flikflak. Flikflak gets slowly back to his feet.
The Bison misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Left hook, right uppercut from The Bison.
The Bison tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Flikflak was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bison.
The Bison waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Flikflak.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bison scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Bison catches Flikflak with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Flikflak uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Bison.
The Bison dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flikflak shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Bison pinned against the cage. The Bison gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pedro Flikflak.
Flikflak shoots in but The Bison avoids the takedown attempt easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck The Bison showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Bison has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck The Bison!