PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Natrone Kidkicker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mirko CroCop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CroCop has chosen commentators are fucked as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kidkicker
vs
CroCop

200 cm
25
278 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
20
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Good knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Natrone Kidkicker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mirko CroCop!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kidkicker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from CroCop.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kidkicker.
Kidkicker scores with a kick to the midsection.
CroCop looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kidkicker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kidkicker misses with a double jab.
Kidkicker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Mirko CroCop has been cut.
Kidkicker works over CroCop's head and body with a nice combination.
A head kick misses from Kidkicker.
Kidkicker tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by CroCop misses
and Kidkicker counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kidkicker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Natrone Kidkicker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kidkicker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kidkicker misses with a jab, cross combination.

CroCop tries to keep at a distance but Kidkicker has taken the fight into the clinch.

Kidkicker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kidkicker throws a sloppy head kick
and CroCop counters with a right hand to the body.
A head kick by Kidkicker misses
and CroCop counters with a head kick.
Kidkicker throws a sloppy head kick and CroCop moves out of range easily.
Kidkicker throws a nice head kick!

Kidkicker closes the distance and clinches.
Kidkicker landing knees to the head.

That has opened up Mirko CroCop's cut even more.
A knee to the head by Kidkicker.

Kidkicker breaks from the clinch.
Some wild striking there from CroCop.
Kidkicker misses with a head kick.
CroCop tries to bum rush Kidkicker with a series of wild strikes but Kidkicker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CroCop throws a leg kick which misses Kidkicker's front leg but catches the back leg as Kidkicker tries to avoid it.
Kidkicker tries a head kick but it misses.
CroCop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
CroCop throws a head kick but Kidkicker moves out of range.
CroCop scores with a jab to the head.
CroCop scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kidkicker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from CroCop.
CroCop throws a body kick that misses.
Kidkicker falls off balance throwing a combination
and CroCop counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CroCop moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
No joy there for CroCop, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from CroCop. Kidkicker does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick from CroCop lands but Kidkicker takes it in his stride.
Kidkicker throws a lazy head kick
and CroCop cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kidkicker tries to move into range but CroCop moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kidkicker walks forward, straight into a front kick from CroCop.
CroCop misses with a kick to the body
and Kidkicker counters with a good, hard body kick but CroCop shrugs it off.
CroCop tries a head kick but it misses.
CroCop scores with a sloppy right hand. Kidkicker should have avoided that one.
CroCop fakes the leg kick and cracks Kidkicker in the body.
CroCop tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts CroCop, as that shot connected.
CroCop lands with a kick to the temple. Kidkicker shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Nice body punch from CroCop.
CroCop throws a series of strikes that have Kidkicker backpedaling.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kidkicker blocks a head kick by CroCop.
Kidkicker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
CroCop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kidkicker takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kidkicker slips a jab and a cross from CroCop.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CroCop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CroCop connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Natrone Kidkicker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mirko CroCop's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

CroCop misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
CroCop motions for Kidkicker to come forward. CroCop throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
CroCop bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kidkicker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by CroCop!
Kidkicker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
CroCop throws a push kick but Kidkicker slaps the foot to one side.
CroCop throws a head kick that misses.
CroCop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kidkicker darts in trying to clinch
and CroCop counters with a left and a right that stings Kidkicker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CroCop misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kidkicker falls off balance throwing a combination
and CroCop counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
CroCop shoots in but no luck this time.
CroCop tries a head kick but it misses.
CroCop cracks Kidkicker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
CroCop connects with a jab.
Natrone Kidkicker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
CroCop goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
CroCop lands a nice hook to Kidkicker's body. Kidkicker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
CroCop connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
CroCop tries to bum rush Kidkicker with a series of wild strikes but Kidkicker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
CroCop pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CroCop moves into range and connects with a jab.
CroCop lands a head kick!
CroCop scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
CroCop punishes Kidkicker's body with a nice straight punch.
CroCop looking to land some kicks to the body here.
CroCop throws a head kick that misses.
Kidkicker takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Natrone Kidkicker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
CroCop goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
CroCop lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kidkicker misses with a kick to the body
and CroCop counters with a big head kick but Kidkicker shrugs it off.
CroCop tries to bum rush Kidkicker with a series of wild strikes but Kidkicker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by CroCop. Beautiful body shot.
CroCop throws a head kick that misses.
CroCop works Kidkicker's body with a nice hook.
CroCop fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
CroCop pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from CroCop.
Decent striking displayed by CroCop there.
CroCop lands a slapping body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from CroCop. Kidkicker shrugs it off though.
CroCop uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for CroCop. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A left lands for CroCop.
CroCop throws a right and a left that Kidkicker avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CroCop pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
CroCop lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
CroCop tries a head kick but it misses.
Kidkicker defends well against a solid takedown attempt from CroCop.
A lazy left from CroCop finds it's target.
CroCop tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CroCop scores with a three punch combo!
CroCop goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
CroCop misses with a head kick.
CroCop looks for a takedown but Kidkicker sprawls well.
Natrone Kidkicker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mirko CroCop.
Kidkicker wants to clinch
letting CroCop counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mirko CroCop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mirko CroCop's cut.
That's time! Kidkicker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Kidkicker walks into a straight right hand from CroCop.
CroCop throws a combination. Kidkicker tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kidkicker throws a head kick that misses

and CroCop counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by CroCop.
Kidkicker being controlled here, momentarily.
CroCop pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kidkicker is keeping the position for now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
CroCop pushing down on Kidkicker's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Kidkicker is defending against the submission attempts here by CroCop.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CroCop wants to control but Kidkicker is keeping him busy.
CroCop might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Kidkicker kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Kidkicker pushes CroCop off looking to stand but CroCop dives back in and keeps control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
CroCop seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Let's hope that CroCop has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Kidkicker pushes CroCop off looking to stand but CroCop dives back in and keeps control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CroCop with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Mirko CroCop.
CroCop sizes up Kidkicker with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from CroCop. Kidkicker shrugs it off though.

CroCop gets the takedown into side control.
Kidkicker is not content to let CroCop control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kidkicker avoids any damage from the ground and pound of CroCop.
Kidkicker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kidkicker tries to get out of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

CroCop looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
CroCop lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
An elbow from CroCop crashes against the mat.
CroCop staying calm.
CroCop is looking to take a break and control but Kidkicker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mirko CroCop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think CroCop has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mirko CroCop!