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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Psycho Shaman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Psycho Shaman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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275 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Psycho Shaman!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Shaman.
Bateman avoids a kick to the body.
Bateman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shaman.
Bateman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
It looks like Psycho Shaman has been cut.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Shaman - that will leave a mark!
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bateman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bateman is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bateman avoids the head kick by Shaman.
Bateman on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Shaman just misses with a punch to the body.
Shaman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bateman moves away.
Shaman is looking to clinch.
Shaman throws a combination that misses
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bateman on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Shaman throws a head kick but Bateman moves out of range.
Shaman throws a sloppy head kick and Bateman moves out of range easily.
Shaman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shaman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bateman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shaman looks to land a body kick but Bateman moved away.
Bateman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shaman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bateman keeps the fight on the outside.
Shaman looks to score with a jab to the body but Bateman is just out of range.
Bateman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Shaman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good shot there by Bateman.
Bateman scores with a body shot.
Shaman misses with a leg kick
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Shaman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Bateman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bateman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shaman throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a nice body shot.
Bateman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jab by Bateman.
Shaman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shaman clinches but Bateman breaks the clinch
and Bateman counters with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bateman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bateman scores with a nice strike.
Shaman closes the distance but Bateman moves to the side
and Bateman counters with a straight right hand.
Shaman is rocked!
Bateman lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Shaman crumples to the floor! Bateman milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Patrick Bateman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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