PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitor Bellfort (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hassenmussendussenberg comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Gunther - Ding Ding Dong kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bellfort
vs
Von Hassenmussendussenberg

185 cm
23
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
219 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Chuck my Norris Ninja Viking Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vitor Bellfort!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds a left hand into Bellfort's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a wild combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Bellfort sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws out a powerful jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bellfort looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bellfort has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's way round the side to connect with Bellfort's head.
Bellfort drops his hands momentarily and Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bellfort was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bellfort moves away from the strike by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bellfort closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a looping left.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a nice looking combination but Bellfort bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bellfort backs up against the cage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg digs a good body shot into Bellfort's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bellfort doesn't seem phased though.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works Bellfort's body with a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a lazy right hand but Bellfort sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a looping right.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bellfort with a good jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bellfort manages to avoid it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot that snaps Bellfort's head back.
Bellfort tries to move into range but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice right hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a really nice looking cross but Bellfort seems unphased.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bellfort defending well as Von Hassenmussendussenberg loads up on a big left hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bellfort.
Bellfort takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bellfort had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a one two combo.

Bellfort is rocked!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a superb combination that knocks Bellfort out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Von Hassenmussendussenberg before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Bellfort!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!