PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wii Playstation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Putin Ensmoke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Playstation
vs
Ensmoke

208 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
278 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Stitch ($8)
Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wii Playstation!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Putin Ensmoke!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ensmoke misses with a low kick.
Ensmoke slips a straight right by Playstation.
Ensmoke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Playstation misses with an uppercut.
Ensmoke stuffs the takedown attempt from Playstation. Playstation gets slowly back to his feet.
Ensmoke looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Playstation shoots in and bounces Ensmoke off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Playstation trying to control the position from guard on top but Ensmoke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ensmoke thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Ensmoke throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Ensmoke doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

Playstation is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Playstation is breathing heavily.
Ensmoke throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Ensmoke doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Playstation trying to control the position from guard on top but Ensmoke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Playstation dodges the punch combination from Ensmoke.
Playstation shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ensmoke pinned against the cage. Ensmoke gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wii Playstation. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ensmoke misses with a low kick.
Ensmoke finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ensmoke fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Playstation is out of range.
Playstation throws a body punch but Ensmoke moves out of range.
Playstation missing with a left hand there. Ensmoke was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ensmoke misses with a kick to the body.
Ensmoke looks to land a body kick but Playstation moved away.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Ensmoke swinging wildly here.
Ensmoke throws a leg kick that misses.
Ensmoke defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Playstation.
Putin Ensmoke is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Playstation fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Ensmoke misses with an uppercut. Playstation saw that one coming.
Playstation checks a leg kick nicely.
Ensmoke misses with a kick to the body.
Ensmoke looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Playstation takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Playstation.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Ensmoke attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ensmoke looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A combination from Ensmoke does no damage.
Ensmoke misses with a head kick.
Ensmoke tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Playstation is able to avoid easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Playstation dodges the punch combination from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Ensmoke looks for the body kick but Playstation saw that one coming.
Ensmoke misses with a low kick as Playstation jumps back.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Playstation avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Playstation slips a jab and a cross from Ensmoke.
Playstation swings for the body but Ensmoke moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke stuffs the takedown.
Ensmoke looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Putin Ensmoke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Playstation fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ensmoke avoids it really well and circles away.
Ensmoke misses with an attempted mid kick.
A punch combination from Ensmoke misses.
Ensmoke looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ensmoke leaves Playstation with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ensmoke tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ensmoke looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Playstation checks a low kick from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke misses with a low kick.
Playstation changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ensmoke tries to avoid it but Playstation manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ensmoke to the ground. Ensmoke escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ensmoke tries to work over Playstation's front leg with a kick but Playstation checks it.
Ensmoke is looking to land body kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Playstation tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ensmoke swivels and escapes.
Ensmoke misses with the combination.
Ensmoke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ensmoke throws a leg kick that misses.
Playstation blocks a head kick by Ensmoke.
Ensmoke misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses.
Ensmoke keeps Playstation at a distance using the push kick.
Ensmoke throws a right and a left that Playstation avoids nicely.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ensmoke pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ensmoke throws a leg kick but Playstation sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ensmoke rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Playstation moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Playstation blocks a head kick by Ensmoke.
Playstation throws a body punch but Ensmoke moves out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ensmoke defending well as Playstation loads up on a big left hand.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ensmoke as he jumps to the side.
Playstation looks to land a left hand but Ensmoke moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Putin Ensmoke will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Ensmoke tries a head kick but it misses.
Playstation shoots in looking for a takedown. Ensmoke tries to sprawl out of it but Playstation keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ensmoke manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice takedown defense from Ensmoke. No joy for Playstation on that attempt.
Putin Ensmoke is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ensmoke misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Ensmoke goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ensmoke throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ensmoke misses with a head kick.
Playstation fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wii Playstation. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ensmoke tries to bum rush Playstation with a series of wild strikes but Playstation uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ensmoke misses with a head kick.
Playstation avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ensmoke looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ensmoke as he jumps to the side.
Ensmoke misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Playstation.
Playstation moves out of range of the body kick.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Ensmoke throws a low kick, looking for Playstation's leg but Playstation calmly moves out of range.
Ensmoke does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ensmoke misses with the combination.
Playstation fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ensmoke avoids it really well and circles away.
Ensmoke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ensmoke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ensmoke throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ensmoke tries a head kick but it misses.
Ensmoke looks to land a combination but Playstation avoids it well.
Ensmoke misses with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A clash of legs there as Playstation blocks the low kick.
Some wild striking there from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke misses with a body kick.
Ensmoke throws a sloppy head kick and Playstation moves out of range easily.
Playstation swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ensmoke throws the kick towards the body but Playstation avoids it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Playstation checks a leg kick.
Ensmoke swinging wildly here.
Ensmoke swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ensmoke tries to land a front kick but Playstation steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ensmoke avoids the body shot from Playstation.
Playstation checks the leg kick nicely there.
Playstation fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ensmoke throws a series of punches but Playstation moves out of range.
Ensmoke throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ensmoke misses with a low kick.
Playstation misses with a looping right.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ensmoke as he avoids it easily.
Ensmoke looks for the body kick but Playstation saw that one coming.
Ensmoke misses with a body kick.
Playstation blocks a head kick by Ensmoke.
Playstation moves out of range of the body kick from Ensmoke.
Playstation looks to land a right hand but Ensmoke moved out of range.
Ensmoke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Playstation takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ensmoke fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Playstation checks it well.
Ensmoke fails to land with a series of punches.
Playstation misses with a hook.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ensmoke misses with a jab, cross combination.
Playstation misses the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ensmoke leaves Playstation with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ensmoke throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Playstation moves out of range as Ensmoke throws a body kick.
Ensmoke slaps away a takedown attempt from Playstation, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Playstation moves out of range of the leg kick from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Playstation looks for a takedown but Ensmoke sprawls well.
Ensmoke tries a low kick but Playstation avoids it.
Ensmoke throws a low kick, looking for Playstation's leg but Playstation calmly moves out of range.
Ensmoke throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Playstation.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ensmoke misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ensmoke throws a body kick that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Playstation.
Ensmoke swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Putin Ensmoke showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ensmoke misses with a head kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Playstation.
Ensmoke tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ensmoke throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Playstation.
Ensmoke throws a low kick, looking for Playstation's leg but Playstation calmly moves out of range.
Ensmoke pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Playstation shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ensmoke napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Playstation is looking to take a break and control but Ensmoke is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ensmoke is trying to get back to half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ensmoke can do anything to dispel that myth.
Ensmoke gets back to half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Playstation is working for a submission of some sort.

Playstation is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Playstation seems to be working for a kimura but Ensmoke defends the submission attempt.
Playstation wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ensmoke keeps working.

Playstation is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ensmoke doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Playstation.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ensmoke throws a nice looking combination but Playstation bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Playstation throws a jab when Ensmoke was well out of range.
Ensmoke stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ensmoke wants it to stay on the feet.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wii Playstation. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ensmoke scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ensmoke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Playstation moves out of range of the body kick.
Ensmoke throws a head kick but Playstation moves out of range.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses.
Ensmoke misses with a low kick as Playstation jumps back.
Ensmoke misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No joy there for Ensmoke, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Playstation throws a hook to the side of Ensmoke's head but Ensmoke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ensmoke tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Playstation dives in and grabs Ensmoke's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ensmoke pushes down on Playstation's head and hops out.
Ensmoke misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ensmoke will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ensmoke throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ensmoke throws a head kick that misses.
Ensmoke attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke misses with the combination.
Ensmoke misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Playstation tries for a takedown but Ensmoke sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ensmoke is looking to land body kicks.
Ensmoke throws a series of punches but Playstation avoids them all with ease.
Playstation fails to land the takedown.
Playstation showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ensmoke.
Ensmoke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Playstation avoids the head kick by Ensmoke.
Playstation thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ensmoke wants to land a leg kick but Playstation is out of range.
Ensmoke misses with a body kick.
Ensmoke throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Playstation sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ensmoke throws a low kick but Playstation avoids it.
Playstation shoots for a double leg takedown but Ensmoke sprawls well. He's pushed Playstation's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ensmoke swinging wildly here.
Ensmoke throws a body kick that misses.
Ensmoke looks to land a body kick but Playstation moved away.
Playstation tries for a takedown but Ensmoke sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Playstation shoots in for a takedown but Ensmoke shows good takedown defense.
Ensmoke pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Playstation jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ensmoke is looking to land body kicks.
Ensmoke displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Playstation.
Ensmoke throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Playstation ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Playstation fails with the takedown.
Ensmoke throws a push kick but Playstation slaps the foot to one side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ensmoke tries a head kick but it misses.
Ensmoke misses with a kick to the body.
Wii Playstation has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ensmoke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Playstation throws out the jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Putin Ensmoke.
I've got Ensmoke winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Putin Ensmoke!