PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lebron James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). James comes to the cage accompanied by Mama Said Knock You Out. On his way into the cage it seems that Lebron James has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lebron James seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

James
vs
Whoopyourasski

202 cm
28
272 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

195 cm
27
260 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

.: AFFAKETION :.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lebron James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James scores with a kick to the body.
Whoopyourasski swats away the attempt to clinch by James.
James fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Whoopyourasski looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
James throws a good cross that connects.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lebron James seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
James misses with a wild body shot.
Whoopyourasski takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Borris Whoopyourasski has been cut.
James misses with an uppercut. Whoopyourasski saw that one coming.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

James drops Whoopyourasski with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Whoopyourasski looks back up at him and smiles so James waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Whoopyourasski is rocked!
Whoopyourasski tries to get into range but James steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Whoopyourasski! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! James scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lebron James!