PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kobe Bryantss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol comes to the cage accompanied by Feelin myself - Nipsey Hussle. Boner Patrol could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kobe Bryantss's chin.

Patrol
vs
Bryantss

183 cm
27
172 lbs
7 - 6 - 1

180 cm
20
180 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kobe Bryantss!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bryantss throws a right hand that Patrol ducks under and follows up with a left that Patrol also avoids with ease.
Patrol checks the leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Bryantss. No joy for Patrol on that attempt.
Bryantss lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Patrol circles away quickly and effectively.
Bryantss fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Patrol looks for a takedown but Bryantss sprawls well.
Bryantss rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Patrol moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bryantss fails to land with a series of punches.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Bryantss sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bryantss scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt - Bryantss sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A right-left combo lands from Bryantss.

Patrol shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Bryantss napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Bryantss is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Patrol throws a strike aimed at the side of Bryantss's head but Bryantss avoids it well.
Patrol cracks Bryantss with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Bryantss parries the strikes from Patrol easily there. Patrol is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Bryantss to escape.

Patrol tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Patrol has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bryantss is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Patrol has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Patrol lands an elbow.
Patrol works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Patrol fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Patrol in side control, throwing shots but Bryantss defends.
Bryantss is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

Patrol stands up.
Bryantss walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Patrol checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A bone on bone clash there as Patrol blocks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol fails with the takedown.
Bryantss throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bryantss connects with a crisp jab.
Patrol showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bryantss.
Bryantss misses with a looping left.

Patrol drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Patrol lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Bryantss down.

Patrol decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Patrol doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Patrol closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bryantss did well to prevent Patrol getting side control.
Patrol thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bryantss's head.
Patrol sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bryantss defending well though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol working the head and body with strikes.
Patrol throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Bryantss makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

Patrol decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Patrol decides to stand up.
Bryantss misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bryantss looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Patrol moves out of range of the strikes.
Patrol dodges the punch combination from Bryantss.
A combination from Bryantss does no damage.
Patrol is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bryantss sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Patrol darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Patrol takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Patrol lands a nice short elbow.
Patrol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Patrol not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Patrol is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Bryantss!
Patrol with the ground and pound from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patrol is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Patrol raining down shots from the mount!
Patrol landing strikes, looking to finish!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Patrol working the ground and pound effectively.
Patrol looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A jab from Bryantss misses.

Patrol shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Patrol with the ground and pound from mount.
Patrol lands a big shot to the head and Bryantss winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Boner Patrol!