PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Man Bearpig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dong comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Thompson Twins - If You Were Here kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Long Dong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bearpig
vs
Dong

175 cm
25
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
142 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

Dangerous GnP
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Man Bearpig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Long Dong!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Joseph Jones and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dong is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bearpig throws a low kick, looking for Dong's leg but Dong calmly moves out of range.
Dong shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bearpig defends it nicely.
Bearpig misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Man Bearpig has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Dong.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dong.
Dong shoots in looking for a takedown. Bearpig tries to sprawl out of it but Dong keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bearpig manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dong blocks a head kick by Bearpig.
Dong shoots in for a double leg but Bearpig sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong tries to close the distance and clinch but Bearpig swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dong avoids the body shot from Bearpig.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dong is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bearpig sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dong misses with a takedown attempt - Bearpig sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dong closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bearpig circles away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dong.
Dong fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bearpig throws a right hand that Dong ducks under and follows up with a left that Dong also avoids with ease.
Dong tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bearpig swivels and escapes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dong wants to clinch up but Bearpig keeps it at a distance.
Dong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bearpig is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dong.
Bearpig stuffs the takedown attempt from Dong. Dong gets slowly back to his feet.
Bearpig throws a front kick aimed at Dong's knee but Dong avoids it well.

Bearpig looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Bearpig trying to control but Dong is working from the bottom.
Bearpig wants to pass the guard but Dong is keeping the position.

Dong working for a triangle but Bearpig defends it easily.
Bearpig cracks Dong with a solid left hand.
Bearpig might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dong trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Bearpig looking to pass the guard.

Dong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bearpig has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Dong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bearpig scoring with some ground and pound.
Bearpig working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dong's head.

Dong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bearpig is aware though and is defending well.
Dong looks gassed!
Dong keeping busy, throwing shots from the bottom.

Dong has an active guard here but Bearpig has managed to pass into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bearpig frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bearpig knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dong on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Bearpig lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Dong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dong throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Dong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bearpig trying to control but Dong is having none of it.
Dong flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Dong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Bearpig blocks Dong's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Dong in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Man Bearpig dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bearpig scores with a takedown into Dong's guard.

Dong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bearpig gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Dong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bearpig tries to free his leg and advance position but Dong is retaining full guard.
Bearpig scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dong throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Bearpig is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Dong is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Bearpig frees his head nicely. Oh but Dong has switched to an armbar! Bearpig is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Long Dong!