PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brocke Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodor DaCrapulation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Brocke Lesnar has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Lesnar
vs
DaCrapulation

179 cm
18
212 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brocke Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Theodor DaCrapulation!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DaCrapulation misses with the combination.
DaCrapulation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lesnar closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A right-left combo lands from Lesnar.
DaCrapulation fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A right-left combo lands from Lesnar.
No luck with that takedown attempt from DaCrapulation.
Some wild striking there from Lesnar.

Lesnar moves into range and clinches up with DaCrapulation.
Lesnar goes for a takedown in the clinch but DaCrapulation prevents it.
Lesnar working hard to break the clinch.
Lesnar fails to pull guard.

Lesnar is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. DaCrapulation can't fight it off and eventually Lesnar manages to take the fight to the floor. DaCrapulation looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lesnar might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DaCrapulation preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. DaCrapulation is keeping the position for now.
DaCrapulation is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Lesnar trying to control but DaCrapulation is working from the bottom.
DaCrapulation avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
DaCrapulation has control of Lesnar's left arm, preventing Lesnar from doing any damage.
DaCrapulation keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.
Lesnar has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lesnar lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as DaCrapulation backs up against the cage.
DaCrapulation shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lesnar as he jumps to the side.
Brocke Lesnar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Theodor DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation misses with a body kick.
Theodor DaCrapulation seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar scores with a body shot.
A left and a right from Lesnar both land. Nice combination.
Lesnar tries to clinch but DaCrapulation moves out of range.
Lesnar moves out of range of the body kick.
DaCrapulation fails to land the takedown.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as DaCrapulation sprawls well. DaCrapulation wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.
Lesnar connects with a nice looking jab.
Lesnar tries to clinch but DaCrapulation moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but DaCrapulation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
DaCrapulation has his takedown stuffed
and Lesnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lesnar with a body punch. A glancing blow.
DaCrapulation looks gassed!
Lesnar lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lesnar.

DaCrapulation scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Lesnar is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

DaCrapulation is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lesnar has escaped the position, nice work there.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lesnar is looking for a sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

DaCrapulation is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lesnar has escaped the position, nice work there.
DaCrapulation trying to control the action but Lesnar is working from the bottom.
Lesnar manages to get back to half guard.
DaCrapulation is pressing down on Lesnar's thigh, looking to free his foot. Lesnar is holding on for now.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
DaCrapulation wants to take a breather but Lesnar is having none of it.
Lesnar trying to control but DaCrapulation postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brocke Lesnar dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

DaCrapulation avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but DaCrapulation paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lesnar could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
DaCrapulation misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Lesnar defends well against a solid takedown attempt from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation swats away the attempt to clinch by Lesnar.
Lesnar scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
DaCrapulation goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lesnar tries to clinch but DaCrapulation moves out of range.
Lesnar lands a nice shot to the body.
Lesnar misses with a series of wild punches.
Lesnar avoids a punch combination nicely.
DaCrapulation is breathing heavily.
Lesnar throws a one two combo.
Lesnar jabs DaCrapulation right on the nose. DaCrapulation blinks but takes it well.
Lesnar tries to clinch up but DaCrapulation circles away and keeps his distance.
Lesnar looks to land a combination. DaCrapulation sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Brocke Lesnar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
DaCrapulation takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lesnar wants to clinch.
DaCrapulation misses with a body kick.
Lesnar moves out of range of the body kick.
Lesnar throws a combination. DaCrapulation tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lesnar is looking to clinch.
Lesnar looks to land a combination but DaCrapulation avoids it well.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but DaCrapulation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lesnar lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lesnar.
Lesnar goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
DaCrapulation swats away the attempt to clinch by Lesnar.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from DaCrapulation is defended easily by Lesnar.
Brocke Lesnar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Theodor DaCrapulation.
Lesnar scores with a three punch combo!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but DaCrapulation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
DaCrapulation circles away from the clinch attempt.
DaCrapulation shoots in for a double leg but Lesnar sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
No joy there for Lesnar, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lesnar checks a leg kick nicely.
Lesnar tries to clinch but DaCrapulation is having none of it.
Lesnar tests DaCrapulation's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lesnar moves out of range as DaCrapulation throws a body kick.
A shot to the liver by Lesnar. Beautiful body shot.
Lesnar throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lesnar throws the kick towards the body but DaCrapulation avoids it.
Brocke Lesnar is winning the standup battle so far.
A punch combination from Lesnar misses.
Lesnar stuffs the takedown attempt from DaCrapulation. DaCrapulation gets slowly back to his feet.
Lesnar is working the combinations to good effect here.
DaCrapulation shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lesnar sprawls well. Lesnar wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. DaCrapulation gets slowly back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DaCrapulation fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Lesnar avoids it really well and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lesnar scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Lesnar swinging wildly here.
DaCrapulation tries for a takedown but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
DaCrapulation takes one on the button.
Lesnar cracks a nice hook into DaCrapulation's ribs.
Lesnar's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Lesnar duly obliges.
A right-left combo lands from Lesnar.
A left and a right from Lesnar both land. Nice combination.
Lesnar tries to clinch but DaCrapulation is having none of it.
Lesnar lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lesnar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but DaCrapulation circles away quickly and effectively.
Lesnar tests DaCrapulation's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is looking to clinch but DaCrapulation is avoiding it.
Lesnar stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar digs a good hook to DaCrapulation's body.
Lesnar throws a series of strikes that have DaCrapulation backpedaling.
Lesnar throws a series of punches but DaCrapulation avoids them all with ease.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lesnar.
Lesnar throws a right and a left that both miss.
DaCrapulation shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lesnar sprawls well. Lesnar wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. DaCrapulation gets slowly back to his feet.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but DaCrapulation swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lesnar rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but DaCrapulation moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
DaCrapulation avoids a punch combination nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar scores with a body shot.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar slaps away a takedown attempt from DaCrapulation, before circling back to the center of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brocke Lesnar dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Lesnar lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lesnar is looking to clinch but DaCrapulation is avoiding it.
Lesnar scores with a three punch combo!
DaCrapulation takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lesnar scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Lesnar misses with a few strikes there.
Horrible takedown by DaCrapulation or perhaps it was just good defense by Lesnar which made him look bad.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Brocke Lesnar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Theodor DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation fails with a takedown attempt.
DaCrapulation has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lesnar lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as DaCrapulation backs up against the cage.
DaCrapulation takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar scores with a one two! DaCrapulation had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
DaCrapulation takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lesnar lands a jab to the head.
Lesnar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that DaCrapulation can do to turn this around?
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts DaCrapulation as he jumps to the side.
Lesnar scores with a one two! DaCrapulation had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Lesnar displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lesnar!
Lesnar scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Lesnar thuds a left hand into DaCrapulation's body.
Lesnar moves out of range of the body kick from DaCrapulation.
Lesnar throws a series of punches but DaCrapulation moves out of range.
DaCrapulation walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
DaCrapulation throws a lazy right hand but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lesnar throws a one two combo.
Lesnar misses with the combination.
Lesnar throws a combination that misses
and DaCrapulation counters with a big head kick but Lesnar shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Lesnar with a nice cross.
Lesnar throws a right and a left that DaCrapulation avoids nicely.
DaCrapulation throws a push kick but Lesnar slaps the foot to one side.
DaCrapulation gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lesnar.
DaCrapulation fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

DaCrapulation drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

DaCrapulation is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Lesnar trying to keep a closed guard but DaCrapulation is proving a slippery customer.
DaCrapulation is looking to stand up but Lesnar won't let him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation trying to control the position from guard on top but Lesnar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
DaCrapulation won't allow Lesnar to sweep him here.
Brocke Lesnar is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lesnar is controlling DaCrapulation's posture.
DaCrapulation passes easily into side control. Nice work.
DaCrapulation wants to control but Lesnar is keeping him busy.
DaCrapulation working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lesnar tries to improve position but can't.
Lesnar stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Lesnar is looking to reverse the position.
Lesnar avoids any damage from the ground and pound of DaCrapulation.
Theodor DaCrapulation has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

DaCrapulation tries for a kimura but Lesnar is defending well.
Lesnar is trying to improve his position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brocke Lesnar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lesnar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:26
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brocke Lesnar!