PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Knyto Gruffo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and big hardon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). hardon comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ameno kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! big hardon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gruffo
vs
hardon

189 cm
25
264 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
275 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Knyto Gruffo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, big hardon!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gruffo takes a swing at hardon's ribcage but misses.
hardon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gruffo.
Gruffo throws a shot from downtown. hardon moves away and avoids it.
A bone on bone clash there as Gruffo blocks the leg kick.
Gruffo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but hardon circles away quickly and effectively.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gruffo. hardon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Knyto Gruffo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
hardon throws a solid leg kick but Gruffo takes the impact on his shin and smiles at hardon.
Gruffo misses with a looping left.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from hardon lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gruffo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gruffo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A jab from Gruffo misses.
Gruffo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Gruffo loads up on a big right hand but hardon slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
hardon slips a straight right by Gruffo.
Gruffo lands a body shot.
hardon lands with a right hand.
hardon throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gruffo scores with a hook to the body. hardon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gruffo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like big hardon has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hardon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gruffo catches hardon with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Gruffo lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and hardon falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Knyto Gruffo!
Knyto Gruffo retains his heavyweight title!