PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bong BadGuy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timmy Gobbles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BadGuy comes to the cage accompanied by hits from the bong. Gobbles has chosen Invicible as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bong BadGuy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bong BadGuy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

BadGuy
vs
Gobbles

225 cm
25
312 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bong BadGuy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Timmy Gobbles!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BadGuy's corner calls for a 1-2. BadGuy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Timmy Gobbles has been cut.
BadGuy fails to land with a series of punches.
BadGuy misses with a head kick.
BadGuy blocks a jab.
Gobbles stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from BadGuy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gobbles tries to clinch up.
BadGuy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gobbles looks gassed!
Gobbles with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling BadGuy to score with a decent uppercut.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from BadGuy! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bong BadGuy!