PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pound Mcgee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oswald Medland (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgee comes to the cage accompanied by Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane. Medland is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by George Clinton - Atomic Dog. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Oswald Medland was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mcgee
vs
Medland

182 cm
21
177 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

179 cm
20
178 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pound Mcgee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oswald Medland!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgee blocks a head kick by Medland.
Medland throws a sloppy head kick and Mcgee moves out of range easily.
Mcgee avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Mcgee drops Medland with a beautiful combination! Medland stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Mcgee is looking for the KO!

It looks like Oswald Medland has been cut.
Mcgee lands a slapping body shot.
Mcgee misses with a wild combination.

Mcgee feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Medland sprawling to the canvas! Medland rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Mcgee finish him?!

Medland is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Medland pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Medland is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcgee finish him?
Mcgee looks to land a right hand but Medland moved out of range.
Medland moves away from the strike by Mcgee.
Medland throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Medland seems to have recovered his senses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Medland.
Medland shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Medland is looking to land body kicks.
Medland uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mcgee.
Mcgee is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mcgee drops Medland with a naaaaasty hook - Medland is in real trouble here! Mcgee dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pound Mcgee!