PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Coleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Professor F (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coleman comes to the cage accompanied by We right here!. F is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: shortest man in world. Mark Coleman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Coleman
vs
F

174 cm
28
258 lbs
16 - 14 - 2

150 cm
27
264 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Heavy Weight Nutrition(ACME)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Coleman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor F!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coleman ducks right into an uppercut from F.
F misses with a hook. Coleman ducked under it nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts F, as that shot connected.
Coleman takes a swing at F's ribcage but misses.
Coleman defending well as F loads up on a big left hand.
Coleman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Coleman.
F waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coleman.
Coleman works over F's head and body with a nice combination.
Coleman ducks under a wild hook from F.
F throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Coleman slips a jab from F.
Professor F seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coleman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from F.
Coleman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but F moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Coleman slips a jab from F.
F ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coleman moves away.
Coleman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by F.
F looks to throw the jab but Coleman is out of range.
F misses with a shot to the body
and Coleman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps F thinking.
A shot to the liver by Coleman. Beautiful body shot.
F throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coleman sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
F misses with a wild body shot.
F is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coleman.
F is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Coleman scores with a three punch combo!
Coleman looks to land a right hand but F moved out of range.
F loads up on a big right hand but Coleman slips the punch.
Coleman throws out a powerful jab.
F misses the body punch

and Coleman counters by moving into the clinch.
Coleman throws a punch but it's blocked by F.
F lands a body punch in the clinch.
Coleman throws a punch but it's blocked by F.
Coleman tries to land knees in the clinch but F avoids the damage to the body.

Coleman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Coleman lands with a good body shot.
F lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Coleman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Coleman throws a series of punches but F avoids them all with ease.
Coleman ducks under a wild hook from F.
Coleman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
F throws a lazy right hand but Coleman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Coleman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Coleman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
F throws a right hand that Coleman ducks under and follows up with a left that Coleman also avoids with ease.
F throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
F throws a jab when Coleman was well out of range.
F loads up on a big right hand but Coleman slips the punch.
Coleman misses with a body shot.
Coleman slips a jab from F.
Coleman throws a hook but F avoids it easily.
Coleman moves away from the strike by F.

Coleman moves into the clinch.
F blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Coleman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of F backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
F blocks an uppercut.
Coleman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Coleman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Coleman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coleman tries a body shot but F blocks it.
Coleman misses with some punches.
F swings wildly with an uppercut but Coleman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Coleman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Coleman fails to pull the fight into his guard.
F tries to work over Coleman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
F scores with a hook to the body.
A right hand to the body from Coleman.
Coleman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Coleman lands a left hand.
F lands a nice shot to the body.
Coleman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Coleman tries a knee to the head but F blocks it.
Coleman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Coleman tries for a takedown but F manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mark Coleman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Coleman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by F.
Coleman avoids the elbow strike from F, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
F blocking some punches.
Coleman fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Coleman prevents the takedown attempt.
Coleman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Coleman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Coleman lands with a left to the head.
F tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Coleman tries to break the clinch but F is controlling the position.
Still in the clinch, Coleman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Coleman misses with a punch to the body.
F blocking some punches.
Coleman tries to work over F's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Coleman.
F prevents a body shot from Coleman.
Coleman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Coleman lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Coleman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Coleman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Coleman throws a punch but it's blocked by F.
A right hook to the body lands for Coleman.
F looks gassed!
Coleman misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Coleman dominated that round.
That's time! Coleman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

F showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Coleman.
A big left from F misses.
F ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coleman moves away.
F misses with a body shot.
F throws a hook to the side of Coleman's head but Coleman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Coleman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for F.
F tries for a takedown but Coleman circles away easily
and Coleman counters with a straight right hand.
Coleman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but F moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
F jabbing away but nothing is landing.
F moves forwards but Coleman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Coleman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Coleman slips a straight right by F.
Coleman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from F.

That's one minute gone in the round.
F pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Coleman ducks under a wild hook from F.
Coleman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Coleman scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Coleman throws a right hand that F ducks under and follows up with a left that F also avoids with ease.

F drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Coleman looking for submissions from the bottom but instead F passes into side control.

Coleman throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
F waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coleman.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Coleman!
Coleman lands a jab.
The fighters circling - Coleman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
F throws a jab when Coleman was well out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Coleman, as that shot connected.
Some wild striking there from Coleman.
A jab from F misses.
Coleman throws a series of punches but F moves out of range.
A big left from F misses.
F looks to score with a jab to the body but Coleman is just out of range.
F throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mark Coleman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coleman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
F throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
F misses with an uppercut. Coleman saw that one coming.
No luck with that takedown attempt from F.
Coleman lands a right hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
F tests Coleman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Coleman misses with a combination
and F counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Coleman scores with a jab to the body.
F shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Coleman as he avoids it easily.
Mark Coleman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Professor F.
F moves away from the strike by Coleman.
F changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
F paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
F tries to move into range but Coleman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Coleman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from F.
F displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coleman throws out the jab.
F throws a big shot that misses.
F might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
F missing with a left hand there. Coleman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
F misses with a body shot
and Coleman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
F throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coleman sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
F throws a right hand that Coleman ducks under and follows up with a left that Coleman also avoids with ease.
Coleman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by F.
Mark Coleman is winning the standup battle so far.
F misses with a looping right.
F lands a nice looking body shot.
Coleman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from F.
Nice defenses there by Coleman.
Coleman misses with the combination.
Coleman moves away from the strike by F.
F thows a body shot but no joy.
F misses with a hook.
F misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Coleman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
F dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Coleman.
Coleman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from F.
Coleman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Coleman dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Coleman gets through F's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Coleman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

F turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and F manages to end up in side control.

F decides to stand back up. F steps back and let's Coleman get back to his feet.
F misses with a takedown
and Coleman counters with a nice uppercut.
F looks to land a left hand but Coleman moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from F.
Coleman lands a head shot.
Coleman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Coleman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Coleman works the jab nicely.
Coleman is looking to clinch.
F missing with a left hand there. Coleman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Coleman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A shot to the body from F misses
and Coleman counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from F misses.
Coleman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by F.
F keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Coleman.
Coleman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Coleman lunges at F with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by F's hand.
F misses with a straight left.
F misses with a straight left.
Coleman's corner calls for a 1-2. Coleman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Coleman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Coleman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as F throws out the jab.
F ducks under a wild hook from Coleman.
Coleman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but F circles away quickly and effectively.
F throws an overhand right that lands on Coleman's shoulder, as Coleman tries to avoid the shot.

Coleman takes the fight into the clinch.
Coleman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Professor F has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
F struggles to land a body shot inside as Coleman controls his hands.
F is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Coleman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
F lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Coleman misses with some punches.
F stops a takedown attempt from Coleman.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Coleman.
Nice body punch from F.
F can't get the takedown.
Mark Coleman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Professor F.
Coleman takes an elbow to the temple.
Coleman swings wildly with an uppercut but F uses good head movement to avoid it.
Coleman works on F's body with a couple of short punches.
Coleman lands a body punch.
F takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Coleman has a couple of punches blocked by F.
Coleman has a couple of punches blocked by F.
Coleman scores with a shoulder strike.
Coleman can't find room to land a body shot as F controls the action.
F blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Coleman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down F.
Coleman tries to pull guard but F won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coleman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by F.
Mark Coleman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Coleman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Coleman throws a punch but it's blocked by F.
Coleman digs a right hand underneath F's ribcage. F let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Coleman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Coleman misses with a punch on the inside.
Coleman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Coleman misses with a knee to the head.
Coleman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Coleman misses with the head strike.

Coleman manages to break the clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Coleman is defended easily by F.
Coleman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
F keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Coleman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
F throws out a powerful jab.
Coleman staying out of range there.
Coleman tries to move into range but F moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mark Coleman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Coleman connects with a good right hand that stumbles F. F circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Coleman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from F.
F uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Coleman.
Coleman lands a jab to the head.
F misses with a hook.
F has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
F throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coleman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
F misses with an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Coleman misses with a telegraphed body shot
and F counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
F loads up on a big right hand but Coleman slips the punch.
A left and a right from Coleman both land. Nice combination.
Coleman slips under a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mark Coleman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Coleman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mark Coleman!