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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Squat Kojack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noriaki Ueyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noriaki Ueyama has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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144 lbs
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139 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Squat Kojack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Noriaki Ueyama!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kojack lands a nice hook to Ueyama's body. Ueyama takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kojack takes a swing at Ueyama's ribcage but misses.
Kojack fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ueyama manages to avoid it.
Kojack lands with a nice body punch.
Kojack lands a jab to Ueyama's midsection.
Kojack fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ueyama manages to avoid it.
Ueyama clinches up with Kojack and pushes him back against the cage.
Ueyama drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kojack pulls his leg out and moves away.
Kojack tests Ueyama's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kojack cracks a nice hook into Ueyama's ribs.
Kojack is looking to wear down Ueyama with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kojack swings for the body but Ueyama moves out of range.
Kojack fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A clash of legs there as Ueyama blocks the low kick.
Ueyama checks a leg kick.
Kojack scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ueyama takes one on the button.
Kojack stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kojack wants it to stay on the feet.
Kojack misses the shot to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ueyama - that will leave a mark!
Kojack misses with a looping left.
Ueyama misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kojack takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kojack lands with a nice body punch.
Ueyama throws a wild body kick that Kojack sees coming a mile off.
Ueyama throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kojack.
Kojack lands a nice looking body shot.
Squat Kojack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kojack throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ueyama moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ueyama ducks under a wild hook from Kojack.
A lazy left from Kojack finds it's target.
Kojack lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kojack fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ueyama manages to avoid it.
Ueyama tries to move into range but Kojack moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Squat Kojack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ueyama on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ueyama avoids the body shot from Kojack.
Kojack misses with a body shot.
Ueyama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kojack lands a nice looking body shot.
Kojack scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kojack throws a leg kick but Ueyama moved away.
Ueyama tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kojack swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kojack lands a head shot.
Ueyama throws a hook to the side of Kojack's head but Kojack sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ueyama fails to land with a series of punches.
Kojack is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Ueyama throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ueyama throws a right and a left that Kojack avoids nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kojack lands a nice looking body shot.
Ueyama uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kojack.
A good leg kick by Ueyama.
Ueyama throws a head kick that misses.
Ueyama throws a front kick aimed at Kojack's knee but Kojack avoids it well.
Ueyama gets the takedown into side control.
Ueyama fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Ueyama is looking to take a break and control but Kojack is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kojack might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ueyama creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Kojack sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Kojack is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ueyama is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kojack sees it coming and defends easily.
Ueyama is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Kojack is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ueyama is pressing down on Kojack's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kojack is holding on for now.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Ueyama throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kojack lands a slapping body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Squat Kojack dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kojack cracks Ueyama with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kojack motions for Ueyama to come forward. Kojack throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Ueyama.
Ueyama takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ueyama takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kojack. Ueyama does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kojack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kojack throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kojack scores with a body shot.
Ueyama fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kojack avoids it really well and circles away.
Ueyama misses with a jab to the body
and Kojack connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ueyama shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kojack sprawls well. Kojack wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ueyama gets slowly back to his feet.
Ueyama attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ueyama doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ueyama lands a head kick!
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ueyama tries for a takedown but Kojack circles away easily
and Kojack counters with a stiff right hand.
Squat Kojack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Noriaki Ueyama.
Kojack lands a jab to Ueyama's midsection.
Kojack scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ueyama in his tracks.
Ueyama slips a jab from Kojack.
Kojack connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ueyama momentarily.
Kojack scores with a jab to the body.
Ueyama takes one to the chin there.
Jab from Kojack.
Kojack thuds a left hand into Ueyama's body.
Kojack throws a leg kick but Ueyama sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ueyama misses with a body shot
and Ueyama takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kojack connects with a right hand. Ueyama shakes it off.
Ueyama throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Kojack counter with a right hand.
Kojack throws out a powerful jab.
Kojack misses with a low kick.
Squat Kojack is winning the standup battle so far.
Kojack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kojack connects with a single shot there.
Ueyama on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kojack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Kojack - just one landing.
Kojack throws a body punch but Ueyama moves out of range.
Kojack avoids the head kick by Ueyama.
Kojack connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ueyama momentarily.
Ueyama moves in looking to clinch but Kojack pushes him off.
Ueyama misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kojack counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kojack keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ueyama.
Kojack ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kojack misses the jab.
Ueyama throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ueyama scores with a head kick.
Ueyama moves in looking to clinch but Kojack pushes him off.
Kojack swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ueyama.
Ueyama swinging wildly here.
Kojack lands a jab to Ueyama's midsection.
Ueyama misses with a low kick.
Ueyama moves out of range of the strikes.
Kojack shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kojack thuds a left hand into Ueyama's body.
Kojack scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kojack getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ueyama pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ueyama misses with a jab to the body
and Kojack counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kojack misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ueyama.
Nice body punch from Kojack.
Noriaki Ueyama is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ueyama clinches but Kojack breaks the clinch
and Kojack cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kojack tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ueyama was well out of range. Poor timing from Kojack.
Kojack swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ueyama takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kojack cracks Ueyama with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ueyama throws a sloppy head kick and Kojack moves out of range easily.
Kojack catches Ueyama with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice straight punches there by Kojack. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kojack.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Squat Kojack dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Ueyama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kojack. Ueyama does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ueyama will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kojack throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ueyama with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kojack to score with a decent uppercut.
Ueyama takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ueyama fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kojack scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ueyama has his takedown stuffed
and Kojack counters with a right hand to the body.
Squat Kojack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Noriaki Ueyama.
Ueyama drops his hands momentarily and Kojack takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kojack stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kojack throws a body punch but Ueyama moves out of range.
No luck for Ueyama with that takedown attempt.
Ueyama takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kojack throws a shot to the body.
Ueyama drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kojack lands a jab to Ueyama's midsection.
Ueyama fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kojack lands with a cross.
Kojack fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ueyama looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kojack punishes Ueyama's body with a nice straight punch.
Kojack scores with a jab.
Kojack cracks Ueyama with a right hand to the side of the head.
Kojack throws a leg kick but Ueyama sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Kojack.
Ueyama throws a head kick but Kojack moves out of range.
Ueyama throws a lazy head kick
and Kojack makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ueyama takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kojack lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kojack stuns Ueyama with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kojack smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kojack.
Ueyama needs to keep his hands up - Kojack had a free shot at his head there.
Kojack lands an overhand right.
Kojack misses with a shot to the body
and Ueyama holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ueyama breaks the clinch.
Kojack scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ueyama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kojack throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ueyama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kojack's corner calls for a 1-2. Kojack obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ueyama misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ueyama takes one to the side of the head.
Kojack misses the body punch
and Ueyama counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Ueyama thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kojack's head.
Ueyama not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kojack is trying to control but can't.
Noriaki Ueyama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ueyama is trying to control. Kojack wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Kojack tries to kick Ueyama off but Ueyama keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Ueyama trying to control from half guard but Kojack is working away.
Kojack is looking to control Ueyama's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kojack avoid being mounted?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ueyama wants to work for an arm triangle but Kojack is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kojack takes a swing at Ueyama's ribcage but misses.
Ueyama fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ueyama looks to land a body kick but Kojack moved away.
Kojack ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ueyama moves away.
Kojack lands a jab to Ueyama's midsection.
Kojack connects with a crisp jab.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Squat Kojack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kojack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squat Kojack!
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