PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boll Dozer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ajkvlkgf svkeg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dozer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, back on my feet again. ajkvlkgf svkeg will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Dozer
vs
svkeg

214 cm
25
297 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boll Dozer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, ajkvlkgf svkeg!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
svkeg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dozer tries to score a power double leg takedown but svkeg sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dozer somewhat.
svkeg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dozer tries to close the distance and clinch up but svkeg swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boll Dozer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
svkeg throws a hook to the side of Dozer's head but Dozer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Dozer drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dozer throwing strikes from guard but svkeg blocks nicely.
Dozer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dozer preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dozer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
svkeg keeping moving, preventing Dozer from controlling successfully.
Dozer wants to stand but svkeg has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
svkeg fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
svkeg throws a series of punches but Dozer avoids them all with ease.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dozer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Donk. Dozer catches svkeg right on the button with a cross.
svkeg swinging wildly here.
Dozer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? svkeg is fending him off so far but Dozer persists. Nope, svkeg circles away and we're back to standing.
svkeg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
svkeg scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Dozer is breathing heavily.
svkeg looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dozer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. svkeg defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boll Dozer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
svkeg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
No joy there for svkeg, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dozer avoids a punch combination nicely.
svkeg misses with the combination.
svkeg throws a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
svkeg stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and svkeg wants it to stay on the feet.
Some wild striking there from svkeg.
Dozer wants to clinch.
svkeg swinging wildly here.
Dozer throws a left and a right that both miss
and svkeg cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
svkeg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
svkeg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dozer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dozer shoots in for a takedown but svkeg shows good takedown defense.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ajkvlkgf svkeg dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

svkeg swats away the attempt to clinch by Dozer.
Dozer swings away with a body shot that misses
and svkeg counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dozer is defended easily by svkeg.
Dozer takes one to the chin there.
svkeg scores with a one two! Dozer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Dozer fails with a takedown attempt.
Boll Dozer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dozer seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. svkeg shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Dozer is backing up but svkeg catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Dozer covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! svkeg Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). ajkvlkgf svkeg!