PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Stulken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kal Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Stulken
vs
Penn

185 cm
19
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jeremy Stulken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kal Penn!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn swats away the attempt to clinch by Stulken.
Penn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right handed body shot lands from Penn.
Stulken is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Penn is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Stulken pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Penn is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Penn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Stulken is defending well for now.
Penn taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Penn digs a right hand into Stulken's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stulken's gas tank.
A short body shot lands from Penn as the two fighters clinch.
Stulken letting Penn take a breather here.
Penn works on Stulken's body with a couple of short punches.
Penn leaning against his opponent.
Penn can't break the clinch.
Penn cracks Stulken with a nice body shot.
Penn cracks Stulken with a nice body shot.
Penn tries to land knees in the clinch but Stulken avoids the damage to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Penn.
Penn looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stulken stops a takedown attempt from Penn.
Penn lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Jeremy Stulken has been cut.
Penn slowing the pace effectively.
A short uppercut from Penn.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Penn.
Penn is working Stulken over against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Penn.
A shot in the inside from Penn.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Penn.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Penn.
Penn lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stulken.
Stulken keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Penn's efforts to push away.
Penn tries to circle away but Stulken has him pinned against the cage.
Penn lands a body shot in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice right hand lands inside from Penn.
Penn controlling the action here for a moment.
Penn lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stulken backwards.

Penn turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Penn manages to end up in side control.
Stulken trying to remain calm as Penn controls from the top position.
Penn working the ground and pound but Stulken is defending the strikes.
Stulken is being controlled here.
Penn working away.
Penn happy to just control the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Kal Penn.
Stulken looks to clinch
and Penn counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Penn with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Penn drops Stulken with a beautiful combination! Stulken stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Penn is looking for the KO!

Stulken is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penn moves in close and cracks Stulken with a massive right hand! Stulken, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Penn!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kal Penn!