PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mr Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Floyd MayweatherJr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Mr Jobber is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Jobber
vs
MayweatherJr

150 cm
24
130 lbs
0 - 48 - 0

177 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 48 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Floyd MayweatherJr!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MayweatherJr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

MayweatherJr throws a left that rocks Jobber and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! MayweatherJr dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Jobber regain composure!

Jobber is rocked!

It looks like Mr Jobber has been cut.

MayweatherJr is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jobber has escaped the position, nice work there.
MayweatherJr controlling from side mount.
MayweatherJr's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Jobber could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Jobber tries to get back to half guard but can't.
MayweatherJr is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Jobber will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
MayweatherJr scoring with punches from side control.
MayweatherJr controlling the position from side mount.

MayweatherJr is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jobber is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!

MayweatherJr with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

MayweatherJr looking to secure an arm triangle but Jobber defends it well.
MayweatherJr looks gassed!
Jobber is in a horrible position here. MayweatherJr smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
MayweatherJr controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Let's hope that MayweatherJr has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Jobber in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
MayweatherJr controlling the position easily from mount.
MayweatherJr blocks Jobber's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
MayweatherJr working Jobber over with strikes here.
MayweatherJr tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
MayweatherJr forces the positional change into back control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MayweatherJr landing with strikes.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Jobber is trying to break free.
MayweatherJr is trying to stick to Jobber's back but Jobber is turning into MayweatherJr. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in MayweatherJr's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Jobber.
MayweatherJr has Jobber pulled in close to control his posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Floyd MayweatherJr.

MayweatherJr drops Jobber with a nice combination! MayweatherJr dives into Jobber's guard, looking to finish!
Oh Jobber is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
MayweatherJr stands and throws Jobber's legs to the side, diving into side control.
MayweatherJr staying calm.
Jobber seems to have got his legs back now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
MayweatherJr lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
MayweatherJr moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

MayweatherJr has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Floyd MayweatherJr dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Jobber's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

MayweatherJr cracks Jobber with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jobber takes one to the chin there.
MayweatherJr throws a monster overhand right that drops Jobber! MayweatherJr follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Floyd MayweatherJr!