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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Hardy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodor DaCrapulation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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210 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, George Hardy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Theodor DaCrapulation!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardy lands a two punch combo.
Hardy misses with a series of wild punches.
Hardy stuffs the takedown attempt from DaCrapulation. DaCrapulation gets slowly back to his feet.
DaCrapulation fails to land the takedown.
Hardy throws a head kick that misses.
Hardy stuffs the takedown.
George Hardy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Theodor DaCrapulation.
Hardy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hardy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
DaCrapulation looks gassed!
Hardy lands a big head kick that sends DaCrapulation tumbling to the mat! Hardy takes a step backwards and waves DaCrapulation back to his feet - he wants the finish!
DaCrapulation is rocked!
It looks like Theodor DaCrapulation has been cut.
Hardy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
DaCrapulation is still on wobbly legs! Can Hardy finish him?
Hardy misses with the combination.
DaCrapulation seems to have recovered his senses.
A head kick by Hardy - that's a beauty! DaCrapulation is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Hardy can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). George Hardy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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