PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jabba The Hut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loo Cang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cang has chosen Everything in its right place- Radio Head as his entrance music. Jabba The Hut could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Loo Cang's chin.

The Hut
vs
Cang

225 cm
25
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 1

225 cm
26
335 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Legal High's - 158+ Recovery And 159+ Stamina $40
Legal High's - 158+ Recovery And 159+ Stamina $40

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Jabba The Hut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Loo Cang!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cang connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Hut. The Hut circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

The Hut shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cang napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Cang taking a bit of punishment here - The Hut scoring with strikes.
The Hut throwing strikes but Cang manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
The Hut prevents Cang from improving position.

Cang wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by The Hut, who protects the arm well.
You can see the frustration on The Hut's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The Hut dodges the ground and pound from Cang.

Cang is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, The Hut has escaped the position, nice work there.
The Hut keeping his opponent close.
The Hut is looking to regain half guard here but Cang keeps moving and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cang moves into full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hut regains half guard.

Cang is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so The Hut is just riding it out for now. Cang eventually gives up the hold.
Cang looks gassed!
The Hut desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Cang seems to be working for a kimura but The Hut defends the submission attempt.
The Hut on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if The Hut tries to get out of the position.
The fighters are battling for position here. The Hut manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The Hut controlling Cang's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cang is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The Hut has his hands on Cang's head, controlling the position.
The Hut wants to sweep but no luck.
The Hut pulls Cang in close to his closed guard and prevents Cang from doing any damage or advancing position.
The Hut looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cang is one step ahead there.
The Hut controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jabba The Hut.
The Hut shoots in but no luck this time.

The Hut scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Cang avoids any damage from the ground and pound of The Hut.
Check out the look on The Hut's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The Hut wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cang, who protects the arm well.
The Hut working the ground and pound but Cang is defending the strikes.

The Hut tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Hut is putting a hurting on Cang here, landing some big shots from side control.
The Hut trying to control the action but Cang is working from the bottom.
The Hut tries to score with some ground and pound. Cang controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jabba The Hut dominated that round.
That's time! The Hut's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cang tries to close the distance and clinch but The Hut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Hut moves forwards but Cang connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The Hut slips a jab from Cang.
Cang scores with a nice right hand.

The Hut shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cang is trying to defend but The Hut finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The Hut stalling away here and it's allowed Cang to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.

Cang looking for a guillotine here but The Hut defends easily.
Cang is breathing heavily.
The Hut scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hut throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cang works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The Hut controlling from the top position.
The Hut throws a big right hand that misses.
The Hut chips away with some ground and pound.
The Hut is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The Hut is working Cang over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hut passes Cang's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Cang is looking to improve his position.
The Hut looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cang with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

The Hut seems to be looking for submissions.
The Hut working the head and body with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Hut is nestled in close to Cang, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The Hut sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cang defending well though.
Cang has hold of The Hut's hands but The Hut slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Cang keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The Hut missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cang avoiding damage under a succession of punches from The Hut.
The Hut lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Jabba The Hut overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Hut throwing shots but Cang is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Hut trying to control the action but Cang is working from the bottom.
The Hut missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cang avoiding damage under a succession of punches from The Hut.
The Hut scoring with strikes to the body and head.

The Hut is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The Hut working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jabba The Hut dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

The Hut darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The Hut sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The Hut drops an elbow to the side of Cang's head.
The Hut is trying to control the action in half guard but Cang is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The Hut lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cang takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Hut scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hut sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cang defending well though.
The Hut working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The Hut missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The Hut missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The Hut scoring with strikes to the body and head.

The Hut is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The Hut drops an elbow to the side of Cang's head.
Loo Cang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hut scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cang avoiding damage under a succession of punches from The Hut.
The Hut sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Cang is staying active underneath The Hut, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The Hut slips a nice elbow through Cang's hands, connecting with Cang's forehead.
Cang keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The Hut throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Hut throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The Hut is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The Hut throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The Hut is nestled in close to Cang, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The Hut missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Cang avoiding damage under a succession of punches from The Hut.
The Hut is trying to control. Cang wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Jabba The Hut is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Hut is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The Hut takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The Hut controlling the pace.
The Hut has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Cang is staying active underneath The Hut, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jabba The Hut showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Hut, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jabba The Hut!