PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cheeto Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cheeto Ortiz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ortiz
vs
Paul Whoddanikabollokoff

186 cm
26
175 lbs
6 - 7 - 1

178 cm
22
183 lbs
6 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Cheeto Ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ortiz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ortiz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Whoddanikabollokoff checks it well.

Whoddanikabollokoff gets a takedown into half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff drops an elbow to the side of Ortiz's head.
Ortiz is looking to improve his position.
Whoddanikabollokoff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ortiz's head.
Ortiz tries to roll over but Whoddanikabollokoff keeps him under control.
Whoddanikabollokoff seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Ortiz does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Ortiz tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Ortiz throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Ortiz misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Whoddanikabollokoff scores a takedown into full mount!
Whoddanikabollokoff controlling from the full mount.
Ortiz wants to hold on but Whoddanikabollokoff pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Whoddanikabollokoff breaks from Ortiz's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Ortiz tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Whoddanikabollokoff breaks from Ortiz's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Whoddanikabollokoff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Ortiz can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Whoddanikabollokoff working Ortiz over with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff unloading with bombs!

Ortiz is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ortiz swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Ortiz is squirming around, avoiding Whoddanikabollokoff's attempts to control the action.
A nice elbow there by Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Ortiz looks a forlorn figure.
Whoddanikabollokoff has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Whoddanikabollokoff in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to control but Ortiz wriggling away.
Whoddanikabollokoff is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Ortiz can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz can't escape the position.
Ortiz tries to lock up and control but Whoddanikabollokoff gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Whoddanikabollokoff is landing with some decent strikes but Ortiz is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Ortiz is looking to get to half guard.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot to the head.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to control the pace but Ortiz is squirming around nicely.
Ortiz throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to control but Ortiz wriggling away.
Whoddanikabollokoff with a couple of short strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff working the ground and pound effectively.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Whoddanikabollokoff with good strikes from the mount here!
Ortiz gets back to half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to control. Ortiz wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Whoddanikabollokoff working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands strikes from half guard.
Ground and pound from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Ortiz taking some punishment here, with Whoddanikabollokoff in his half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to take a breather but Ortiz is having none of it.
Whoddanikabollokoff might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Ortiz kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Whoddanikabollokoff passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Ortiz!
Whoddanikabollokoff punishing his opponent with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Ortiz slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff is taking a breather. Ortiz says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Ortiz throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Whoddanikabollokoff working the head and body with strikes.
Ortiz on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ortiz tries to get out of the position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a nice short shot to Ortiz's temple.
Ortiz flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff is keen to just control but Ortiz is a slippery customer.
Whoddanikabollokoff moves into full mount! Ortiz won't be happy about that!
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Whoddanikabollokoff with shots to the head and body - Ortiz looks very uncomfortable down there.
Whoddanikabollokoff with a couple of short strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff looking to finish Ortiz with some ground and pound. This is bad for Ortiz!
Whoddanikabollokoff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Whoddanikabollokoff looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Whoddanikabollokoff won't allow Ortiz to sweep him here.
Ortiz trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Ortiz wants to sweep but no luck.
Whoddanikabollokoff forces his way into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a nice short shot to Ortiz's temple.
Whoddanikabollokoff passes to full mount!
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Whoddanikabollokoff with good strikes from the mount here!
BOOM! Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Whoddanikabollokoff dominating with strikes here.
Whoddanikabollokoff tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff raining down shots from the mount!
The referee warns Ortiz that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Ortiz is looking to improve his position but Whoddanikabollokoff isn't that keen on the idea.
Ortiz tries to hold on but Whoddanikabollokoff postures up.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Ortiz hang on?
Whoddanikabollokoff working the ground and pound effectively.
Whoddanikabollokoff has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Ortiz's face.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Ortiz hang on?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands with some strikes.
Ortiz is squirming around, avoiding Whoddanikabollokoff's attempts to control the action.
Whoddanikabollokoff blocks Ortiz's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff unloading with bombs!
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a big elbow.
Ortiz taking shots to the head.
Whoddanikabollokoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Whoddanikabollokoff landing shots from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff with shots to the head and body - Ortiz looks very uncomfortable down there.
Whoddanikabollokoff landing punches.
Whoddanikabollokoff is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ortiz is working to get back to half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff content just to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Ortiz is in a horrible position here. Whoddanikabollokoff smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Whoddanikabollokoff looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Whoddanikabollokoff cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a big shot there that rocks Ortiz but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a big shot there that rocks Ortiz but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Whoddanikabollokoff controlling from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to control but Ortiz wriggling away.
Ortiz throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot to the head.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Whoddanikabollokoff landing punches.
Whoddanikabollokoff raining down shots from the mount!
Whoddanikabollokoff landing strikes from the mount and Ortiz is in trouble!
Whoddanikabollokoff postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Ortiz looks a forlorn figure.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Ortiz is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ortiz tries to hold on but Whoddanikabollokoff postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Whoddanikabollokoff feints and as Ortiz raises his hands in defense, Whoddanikabollokoff changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ortiz keeping full guard, as Whoddanikabollokoff tries to pass.
Whoddanikabollokoff throwing strikes but missing.
Whoddanikabollokoff loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to work some ground and pound but Ortiz has wrist control.
Whoddanikabollokoff sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Ortiz throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Ortiz looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Whoddanikabollokoff with a nice head shot there.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and clinches up with Ortiz, looking for a takedown. Whoddanikabollokoff pushes Ortiz against the cage but Ortiz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a lazy right hand but Ortiz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz slaps away a takedown attempt from Whoddanikabollokoff, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Ortiz.
Ortiz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Whoddanikabollokoff, as that shot connected.

Whoddanikabollokoff feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Ortiz keeping moving, preventing Whoddanikabollokoff from controlling successfully.
Ortiz striking off his back but it's not causing Whoddanikabollokoff any problems.
Ortiz will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Whoddanikabollokoff passes Ortiz's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Ortiz tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Whoddanikabollokoff seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz punching from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff blocks the strikes from Ortiz.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Whoddanikabollokoff decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Ortiz punching from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Ortiz has hold of Whoddanikabollokoff's hands but Whoddanikabollokoff slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ortiz is looking for a sweep. Whoddanikabollokoff is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Whoddanikabollokoff working Ortiz over with strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff blocks the strikes from Ortiz.
Whoddanikabollokoff takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ground and pound from Whoddanikabollokoff.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Whoddanikabollokoff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ortiz manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Ortiz trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz keeping moving, preventing Whoddanikabollokoff from controlling successfully.
Whoddanikabollokoff forces his way into half guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ortiz's head.
Whoddanikabollokoff landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ortiz is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of nice shots.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Whoddanikabollokoff thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ortiz is looking for a sweep. Whoddanikabollokoff is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Whoddanikabollokoff is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Well, if Whoddanikabollokoff is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ortiz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Whoddanikabollokoff fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Ortiz sprawls well initially but Whoddanikabollokoff persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Ortiz flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff works his foot free and advances to mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff controlling from mount.
Whoddanikabollokoff is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a heavy elbow.
Cheeto Ortiz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Whoddanikabollokoff controlling the position easily from mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Whoddanikabollokoff has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 25:30
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 25:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!