PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Xv Jobber vX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and bart simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Xv Jobber vX has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Jobber vX
vs
simpson

225 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 48 - 0

160 cm
20
130 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 48 - 0, fighting out of London, Xv Jobber vX!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, bart simpson!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

simpson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jobber vX really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

simpson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Jobber vX looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

simpson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Jobber vX defends it well.
Jobber vX is trying to control but simpson passes into side control!
Jobber vX takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

simpson stands up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber vX takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Jobber vX is rocked!
Jobber vX misses with a takedown

and simpson counters by clinching up.
Jobber vX is breathing heavily.

simpson jumps into guard, dragging Jobber vX to the mat.
Jobber vX will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
simpson thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.

simpson pushes Jobber vX off and gets back to his feet.
simpson pulls out of a head kick attempt.

simpson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
simpson takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Jobber vX scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but simpson manages to mount him!
simpson sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
simpson lands a big elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber vX tries to control simpson's body but simpson pushes him off. Jobber vX squirms to his side and now simpson has his back!

simpson is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Jobber vX won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips simpson off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). bart simpson!