PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zoran Miloshevich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tipsy McStagger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McStagger has chosen Drunken Lullabies as his entrance music. Zoran Miloshevich is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Miloshevich
vs
McStagger

185 cm
20
217 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zoran Miloshevich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tipsy McStagger!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Joseph Jones and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miloshevich defending well as McStagger loads up on a big left hand.
Miloshevich misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McStagger is looking to clinch but Miloshevich is avoiding it.
Miloshevich closes the distance looking to clinch
and McStagger counters with a head kick. That will keep Miloshevich thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McStagger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Miloshevich.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Miloshevich swings wildly with an uppercut but McStagger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Miloshevich stalling in the clinch but McStagger improves position.
McStagger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McStagger.
McStagger wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McStagger as Miloshevich tries to tie him up.
McStagger tries to break free but Miloshevich pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Miloshevich.
Miloshevich throws a punch but it's blocked by McStagger.
A head punch on the inside from Miloshevich fails to land.
McStagger pressing his opponent against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on McStagger's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Miloshevich stalling the fight.

McStagger breaks the clinch.
Miloshevich tries to clinch but McStagger moves away
and McStagger counters with a head kick.

McStagger rushes Miloshevich and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Miloshevich.
McStagger can't break the clinch.
McStagger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McStagger is looking to break free of the clinch but Miloshevich has double underhooks.

McStagger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McStagger dodges the punch combination from Miloshevich.
McStagger rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Miloshevich moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Miloshevich.
Nice body punch from Miloshevich.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up.
Miloshevich scores with a nice head shot.
The fighters circling - McStagger throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Miloshevich is looking to clinch.
Miloshevich takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Miloshevich scores with a one two! McStagger had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Miloshevich throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McStagger.
McStagger circles away from the clinch attempt
and McStagger counters with a body kick.
Miloshevich finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up but McStagger circles away and keeps his distance.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up but McStagger circles away and keeps his distance.
McStagger just misses with a punch to the body.
Miloshevich darts in trying to clinch
and McStagger counters with a three punch combo that has Miloshevich backing up. Miloshevich nods at McStagger to acknowledge the strikes.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up.

Miloshevich clinches up against the cage.
Miloshevich fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Miloshevich avoiding damage.
McStagger looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Miloshevich fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Miloshevich misses with a punch on the inside.
Miloshevich is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Miloshevich working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich misses with the head strike.
Miloshevich is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

McStagger breaks the clinch.
McStagger throws a shot from downtown. Miloshevich moves away and avoids it.
McStagger throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Zoran Miloshevich has been cut.
McStagger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Miloshevich counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Miloshevich fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McStagger, pushing him back against the cage.
Miloshevich is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McStagger pulls him back up using the underhooks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McStagger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Miloshevich throws a head punch that misses.
Miloshevich is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tipsy McStagger dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zoran Miloshevich's cut.
That's time! Miloshevich's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Miloshevich tries to clinch but fails miserably

and McStagger holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
McStagger working hard to break the clinch.
McStagger tries to break the clinch but Miloshevich is controlling the position.
Miloshevich lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McStagger working hard to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McStagger.
McStagger prevents the takedown attempt.
McStagger tries to land a knee to the head but Miloshevich blocks with his arms.
Miloshevich just leaning against McStagger, taking a breather.
McStagger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miloshevich has a couple of punches blocked by McStagger.
McStagger wants to break free but Miloshevich has control.
Miloshevich prevents McStagger from breaking the clinch.
Miloshevich taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McStagger breaks from the clinch.
McStagger goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Miloshevich looks to land a combination but McStagger avoids it well.
Miloshevich clinches but McStagger breaks the clinch
and McStagger counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Miloshevich uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McStagger.
Miloshevich wants to clinch but McStagger slips to the side

and McStagger counters by moving into the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McStagger stalling in the clinch.
Miloshevich misses with a hook from the clinch.
McStagger tries to break free but Miloshevich pushes him back against the cage.
McStagger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McStagger tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Miloshevich just stands there and leans against the cage.
McStagger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Miloshevich tries to score a body lock takedown but McStagger shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McStagger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Miloshevich holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Miloshevich misses with the head strike.
McStagger stalling in the clinch.
Miloshevich keeps control of McStagger as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Miloshevich prevents McStagger from breaking the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Miloshevich.
McStagger blocking some punches.
Miloshevich fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Miloshevich working aggressively here.
Miloshevich is trying to maintain a safe position but McStagger gets an underhook and turns Miloshevich into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich misses with a short punch on the inside.
Miloshevich tries to pull guard but McStagger won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zoran Miloshevich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Miloshevich lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Miloshevich.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
McStagger blocks an uppercut.

McStagger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McStagger takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Miloshevich tries to close the distance and clinch up but McStagger swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McStagger misses with a wild body shot.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up.
McStagger lands with a kick to the temple. Miloshevich shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Miloshevich tried to score with a low kick but McStagger checks it.
Miloshevich misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from McStagger.
Miloshevich scores with a sloppy right hand. McStagger should have avoided that one.
Miloshevich throws a series of punches but McStagger avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miloshevich tries to clinch but fails miserably
and McStagger counters with a one-two to the body.
McStagger throws a head kick that Miloshevich semi-blocks.

Zoran Miloshevich's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McStagger circles away from the clinch attempt.
Miloshevich is looking to clinch but McStagger is avoiding it.
Miloshevich wants to clinch
and McStagger counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Miloshevich is lucky that one didn't land flush.
McStagger lands with a nice body kick.
McStagger wants to clinch.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up but McStagger circles away and keeps his distance.
McStagger lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McStagger throws a left and a right that both miss
and Miloshevich cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Miloshevich will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Miloshevich missing with a left hand there. McStagger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Miloshevich takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McStagger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Zoran Miloshevich's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Miloshevich takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Miloshevich avoids the head kick by McStagger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tipsy McStagger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Zoran Miloshevich's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

McStagger lands a big head kick that sends Miloshevich tumbling to the mat! McStagger takes a step backwards and waves Miloshevich back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Miloshevich is rocked!

McStagger rushes Miloshevich and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Oh Miloshevich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Miloshevich is trying to stall.
Miloshevich seems to have got his legs back now.

McStagger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up
and McStagger counters with an inside leg kick.
Miloshevich closes the distance looking to clinch
and McStagger counters with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McStagger.

McStagger has closed the distance and engaged Miloshevich in a clinch.
McStagger tries to break the clinch but Miloshevich is controlling the position.

McStagger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McStagger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Miloshevich paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McStagger takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Miloshevich scores with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McStagger misses with a few strikes there.

McStagger closes the distance and clinches.
Miloshevich misses with the head strike.
McStagger fails to pull guard.
McStagger has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

McStagger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up

and McStagger counters by moving into the clinch.
Miloshevich trying to stall but McStagger improves his position.
Miloshevich keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McStagger's efforts to push away.
McStagger jumps guard but Miloshevich stands there with McStagger around his waist. McStagger gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

McStagger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McStagger scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Jeez, Zoran Miloshevich's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Miloshevich throws a low kick but it's checked well by McStagger.
Miloshevich tries to clinch but McStagger moves away
and McStagger counters with a slapping leg kick.
Miloshevich takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McStagger tries a head kick but it misses.

McStagger rushes Miloshevich and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Miloshevich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McStagger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Miloshevich swings wildly with an uppercut but McStagger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Miloshevich tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McStagger smiles and moves away.
McStagger throws a head kick that misses.
Miloshevich tries to clinch up
and McStagger counters with a head kick. That will keep Miloshevich thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Zoran Miloshevich's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tipsy McStagger!