PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and G Kar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kar has chosen Babylon 5 as his entrance music. Crouch Ouch could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to G Kar's chin.

Ouch
vs
Kar

203 cm
26
283 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

194 cm
26
276 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, G Kar!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch slips a jab and a cross from Kar.
Ouch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kar scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ouch manages to avoid it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ouch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kar just misses with a punch to the body.
Kar ducks under a wild hook from Ouch.
Kar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ouch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A big right from Ouch misses.
Kar looks to land a combination but Ouch avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch misses with a jab to the body
and Kar counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Decent striking displayed by Kar there.
Kar tries to clinch there but Ouch circles away.
Kar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ouch manages to avoid it.
A punch combination from Kar misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kar.
Kar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kar tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ouch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ouch clinches but Kar breaks the clinch
and Kar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Kar misses.
Crouch Ouch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Ouch.
Kar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ouch.
Ouch is looking to score with low kicks.
A swing and a miss from Ouch.
Ouch misses with a looping left.
Kar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ouch is fending him off so far but Kar persists. Nope, Ouch circles away and we're back to standing.
Ouch scores with a jab. Kar acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ouch has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kar finds it's way round the side to connect with Ouch's head.

It looks like Crouch Ouch has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Ouch misses its intended target.
Kar sizes up Ouch with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kar lands a really nice looking cross but Ouch seems unphased.
Kar throws a right and a left that Ouch avoids nicely.
Kar wants to clinch.
Ouch tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Kar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kar.
Kar working aggressively here.
Ouch swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ouch backwards.
A hook to the body from Kar.
Ouch throws an elbow but it misses.
Kar stalling the fight.
Kar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Ouch is breathing heavily.
Kar cracks Ouch with a nice body shot.
Kar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ouch pulls him back up using the underhooks.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ouch just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kar's brow.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kar.
A left hand lands to the body for Kar.
Kar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ouch takes a shot to the head.
Kar has Ouch pressed against the cage.
Ouch is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kar is defending well for now.
Kar lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short right from Kar on the inside.
Kar tries to score a body lock takedown but Ouch shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Crouch Ouch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of G Kar.
Ouch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kar gets through Ouch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kar scores with a shot to the side of Ouch's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

G Kar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Crouch Ouch's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kar drops Ouch with a right and a left! Kar comes rushing in but Ouch regains his composure and manages to keep Kar in guard.

Ouch is rocked!
Ouch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Kar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Kar wants to control from the top but Ouch keeps moving.
Kar throws a big right hand that misses.
Kar slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Ouch is trying to get back to half guard.
Kar in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The ground and pound from Kar seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kar trying to control the position but Ouch is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Ouch's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kar controlling the position.
Ouch is trying to control Kar's posture but Kar avoids it.

Kar tries for a kimura but Ouch is defending well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ouch is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Kar's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Kar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kar is nestled in close to Ouch, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Kar seems to be working for a kimura but Ouch defends the submission attempt.
Kar prevents Ouch from improving his position.
Kar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ouch is trying to maintain the position but Kar is very close to passing his half guard.
Kar lands strikes from half guard.
Ouch wants to control but Kar is keeping busy.
Kar frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kar blocks Ouch's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Kar with good strikes from the mount here!
Kar tries to control but Ouch wriggling away.

Kar is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Ouch to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Ouch shrugs it off.
Kar putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Ouch is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kar landing shots from mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice elbow there by Kar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kar scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Ouch?
Ouch throwing hammer fists to the chest of Kar. What's that going to do exactly?
G Kar has got the better of the ground game so far.
Kar punishing his opponent with strikes.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kar looking to finish Ouch with some ground and pound. This is bad for Ouch!
Ouch is trying desperately to improve position.
Ouch is squirming around, avoiding Kar's attempts to control the action.
Kar working the ground and pound effectively.
Kar cracks Ouch with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Kar with good strikes from the mount here!
Kar landing punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kar working Ouch over with strikes here.
Oh Ouch is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ouch can't escape the position.
Ouch seems to have got his legs back now.
BOOM! Kar connects with a massive shot to the dome!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

G Kar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Crouch Ouch's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kar slips under a jab from Ouch.

Kar catches Ouch napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Ouch to the canvas!
Ouch looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Kar puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Kar winds up and cracks Ouch with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Ouch makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Ouch looks to land a body kick but Kar moved away.
Kar looks to land a combination but Ouch avoids it well.

Nice combo by Kar! Oh, that's hurt him - Ouch falls to the canvas and Kar follows him into side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kar lands a strong strike to the head of Ouch. That's dazed him! Kar looking to finish here. Ouch is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Kar lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). G Kar!
G Kar is the new heavyweight champion!