PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nikk Napalm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce I just dont care (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Nikk Napalm has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Napalm
vs
I just dont care

185 cm
23
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

183 cm
22
210 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Battalion Athletics

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nikk Napalm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bruce I just dont care!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Daniel Blasius and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
I just dont care fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Napalm avoids it really well and circles away.
Napalm connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed I just dont care momentarily.
I just dont care tries for a takedown but Napalm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Napalm scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Bruce I just dont care has been cut.
Napalm leaves I just dont care with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nikk Napalm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce I just dont care.
Napalm scores with a jab to the head.
Nice sprawl there from Napalm as I just dont care shoots in.
I just dont care closes the distance and clinches up with Napalm, looking for a takedown. I just dont care pushes Napalm against the cage but Napalm circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Napalm gets a clinch.
I just dont care has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Napalm avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
I just dont care has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Napalm is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Napalm lands a left hand that snaps the head of I just dont care backwards.
I just dont care goes for a takedown attempt but Napalm pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
I just dont care looks gassed!
I just dont care walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
I just dont care looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A jab lands there for Napalm.
Napalm connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
I just dont care closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
I just dont care tries to move into range but Napalm moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Napalm with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Napalm connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Napalm moves into the clinch.

Napalm manages to break the clinch.
Napalm lands an overhand right.
Napalm smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Napalm lands a nice hook to I just dont care's body. I just dont care takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
I just dont care takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Napalm.
Napalm with a jab.
Napalm scores with a sloppy right hand. I just dont care should have avoided that one.
Napalm is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Napalm scores with a decent looking hook.
Napalm cracks I just dont care with a good jab.
Nice shot by Napalm.
Napalm scores with a jab to the head.
Napalm connects with a good right hand that stumbles I just dont care. I just dont care circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Napalm lands a head shot.
Napalm tests I just dont care's chin there with a solid looking shot.
I just dont care takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

I just dont care is rocked!
Napalm stalks I just dont care and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into I just dont care's face. I just dont care staggers backwards, shaken.
Nice body kick from Napalm.
I just dont care walks into a stiff left hand from Napalm.
Napalm lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Napalm lands the left hand.
Napalm lands with a nice combination. I just dont care backs away looking to recover.
I just dont care tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Napalm has I just dont care up against the cage in a clinch.

Napalm breaks the clinch.
Napalm lands a right hook to the body.
Napalm lands a two punch combo.
Napalm connects with a nice looking jab.
Nice shot lands for Napalm.

Napalm has managed to clinch.
A short right from Napalm.
Napalm digs a right hand into I just dont care's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on I just dont care's gas tank.
Napalm working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A left hand lands to the body for Napalm.
Napalm works on I just dont care's body with a couple of short punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Napalm.
Napalm lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Napalm - that landed with a thud.
Napalm is leaning against I just dont care and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Napalm is working I just dont care over against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Napalm lands a hook that snaps the head of I just dont care backwards.
I just dont care is trying to drag Napalm to the mat but Napalm just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Napalm.
A body shot lands from Napalm.
A nice left hand lands by Napalm.
Napalm displaying some good clinch control by pressing I just dont care up against the cage.
Napalm lands a right hand.

Napalm breaks from the clinch.
Napalm keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Napalm scores with a jab. I just dont care acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
I just dont care is trying desperately to land a takedown but Napalm is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for I just dont care.
I just dont care looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Napalm is fending him off so far but I just dont care persists. Nope, Napalm circles away and we're back to standing.
I just dont care takes one to the side of the head.
Nice straight punches there by Napalm. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Napalm.
Bruce I just dont care seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from Napalm.
Napalm looks to land a combination. I just dont care sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Napalm lands with an overhand left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Napalm buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
I just dont care takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Napalm paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Napalm is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Napalm throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
I just dont care on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Napalm. Napalm obviously looking to wear him down.
I just dont care moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Napalm scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
I just dont care takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Napalm lands a two punch combo.
A decent looking cross lands there for Napalm.
I just dont care on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A shot to the liver by Napalm. Beautiful body shot.
Napalm lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Napalm closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Napalm scores with a hook to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Napalm creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Napalm stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Napalm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
I just dont care looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nikk Napalm dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce I just dont care's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Napalm lands a jab to the head.
Nikk Napalm is winning the standup battle so far.
I just dont care shoots in and drives through. Napalm sprawls well.
Napalm fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Decent striking displayed by Napalm there.
Napalm changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Napalm takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Napalm comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
I just dont care fails with a takedown attempt.
Napalm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that I just dont care can do to turn this around?
Napalm keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Napalm lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
I just dont care has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Napalm fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
I just dont care walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Napalm closes the distance and clinches.
Napalm digs a right hand underneath I just dont care's ribcage. I just dont care let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Napalm lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short left from Napalm.
Napalm is leaning against I just dont care and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Napalm stops a takedown attempt from I just dont care.
Nikk Napalm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce I just dont care.

Napalm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Napalm throws out a powerful jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Napalm - just one landing.
Nikk Napalm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
I just dont care takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A jab from Napalm does it's job there.
Napalm scores with a jab.
Napalm scores with a jab to the jaw.
I just dont care is trying hard to land a takedown here. Napalm sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Napalm lands a nice shot to the body.
I just dont care is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Napalm lands with a thumping leg kick.
Napalm lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Napalm clinches with his opponent.
I just dont care takes a shot to the head.
I just dont care wants a takedown.
I just dont care takes a shot to the head.
Napalm is working I just dont care over against the cage.
Napalm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Napalm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of I just dont cares head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Napalm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Napalm is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Napalm lands a hook that snaps the head of I just dont care backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Napalm manages to break the clinch.
Napalm lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Napalm lands a jab to the nose.
Napalm connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice sprawl there from Napalm as I just dont care shoots in.
Napalm throws a shot to the body.

Napalm darts in and clinches I just dont care up against the cage.

Napalm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
I just dont care takes one to the chin there.
Napalm lands a body shot.
Napalm connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed I just dont care momentarily.

Napalm moves into the clinch.
Napalm throws a head punch that misses.
I just dont care tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nikk Napalm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Napalm.
Napalm scores with a shoulder strike.
I just dont care's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Napalm.
Napalm digs a right hand underneath I just dont care's ribcage. I just dont care let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short uppercut from Napalm.
Napalm lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt I just dont care or not.
Napalm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Napalm manages to break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Napalm.
Napalm moves into range and connects with a jab.
Napalm tests I just dont care's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Napalm cracks I just dont care with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Napalm stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Napalm wants it to stay on the feet.
Napalm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Napalm scores with a jab to the head.
I just dont care's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Napalm fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Napalm lands a nice looking body shot.
A left lands for Napalm.
I just dont care moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Napalm finds it's way round the side to connect with I just dont care's head.
Napalm getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Napalm lands with a nice combination. I just dont care backs away looking to recover.
I just dont care doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Napalm is working the combinations to good effect here.
I just dont care looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Napalm is fending him off so far but I just dont care persists. Nope, Napalm circles away and we're back to standing.
Napalm connects with a high kick.
Bruce I just dont care is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
I just dont care walks into a stiff left hand from Napalm.
Napalm lands a slapping body shot.
Napalm lands with a nice body punch.
Napalm connects with a body shot.
Napalm scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Napalm uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before I just dont care has time to react.
I just dont care closes the distance and clinches up with Napalm, looking for a takedown. I just dont care pushes Napalm against the cage but Napalm circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Napalm scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from I just dont care.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
I just dont care on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Napalm with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab lands there for Napalm.
I just dont care walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nikk Napalm dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bruce I just dont care's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Napalm lands a lovely overhand right.
I just dont care tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Napalm swivels and escapes.
Napalm connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Napalm with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Napalm jabs at I just dont care's body.
Napalm connects with a good right hand that stumbles I just dont care. I just dont care circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Napalm cracks I just dont care with a right hand to the side of the head.
Napalm dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Napalm is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
I just dont care takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Napalm lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Napalm lands a body shot.
Napalm dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Napalm lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Napalm manages to break the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Napalm closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Napalm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
I just dont care looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Napalm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Napalm scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
I just dont care shoots in looking for a takedown. Napalm tries to sprawl out of it but I just dont care keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Napalm manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A lazy left from Napalm finds it's target.
Napalm scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Napalm works I just dont care's body with a nice hook.
Napalm lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Left hook, right uppercut from Napalm.
Napalm lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Napalm scores with a nice right hand.
Napalm lands with an overhand left.
Napalm works I just dont care's body with a nice hook.
Napalm ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by Napalm. Beautiful body shot.
Napalm scores with a one two! I just dont care had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Napalm scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Napalm, as that shot connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Napalm scores with a jab to the jaw.
I just dont care shoots in for a double leg but Napalm sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nikk Napalm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce I just dont care.
A right-left combo lands from Napalm.

Napalm moves into range and clinches up with I just dont care.
Napalm lands a shoulder strike.
I just dont care changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Napalm fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Nice jab there from Napalm.
Napalm scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Napalm cracks a nice hook into I just dont care's ribs.
Napalm takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice uppercut there from Napalm.
Good exchange - Napalm coming out on top.
I just dont care takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Napalm connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Napalm scores with the left hand. I just dont care knows he should have avoided that one.
I just dont care takes one to the side of the head.
Napalm punishes I just dont care's body with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Napalm has I just dont care up against the cage in a clinch.
Napalm lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Napalm stalls.
A head punch blocked on the inside by I just dont care.

I just dont care lands a takedown into guard.
Napalm keeping full guard, as I just dont care tries to pass.
I just dont care trying to control but Napalm is working from the bottom.
Napalm wants to get back to his feet but I just dont care is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Nikk Napalm is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care trying to control but Napalm is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
I just dont care trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bruce I just dont care has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Napalm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Napalm lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Napalm lands a nice looking body shot.
I just dont care takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Napalm scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
I just dont care throws a lazy head kick
and Napalm counters with a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nikk Napalm showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Napalm, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight for Nikk Napalm!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Nikk Napalm!
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight for Nikk Napalm!

Nikk Napalm wins by unanimous decision!