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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zach Slater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom has chosen Ameno by ERA as his entrance music. Your Mom has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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215 cm
21
277 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Zach Slater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slater is looking to clinch but Mom is avoiding it.
Slater staying out of range there.
Slater wants to clinch up but Mom keeps it at a distance.
Slater takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slater misses the shot to the body.
Mom lands an uppercut, right on the button! Slater tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Your Mom!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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