PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mikey Joans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast has chosen "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Joans
vs
Milquetoast

200 cm
22
269 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

182 cm
22
240 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very strong

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mikey Joans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Percival Milquetoast!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Joseph Jones and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joans avoids the head kick by Milquetoast.
Milquetoast scores with a jab to the head.
Milquetoast steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Joans.
Milquetoast throws a looping overhand right but Joans ducks down to avoid it.
Joans ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Decent striking displayed by Joans there.

It looks like Percival Milquetoast has been cut.
Milquetoast showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Joans.
Joans chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Milquetoast can pounce on him.
Joans takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Milquetoast takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast misses the jab.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking body shot.
Joans missing with a left hand there. Milquetoast was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Joans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Milquetoast.

Milquetoast has closed the distance and engaged Joans in a clinch.
Milquetoast lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Mikey Joans has been cut.
Milquetoast lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Milquetoast lands an elbow inside.
Milquetoast looking to throw knees to the head but Joans is blocking nicely.
Milquetoast tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Joans tries to break the clinch but Milquetoast is controlling the position.
Milquetoast creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Joans is defending well for now.
Joans dodges an elbow strike from Milquetoast.
A short body shot lands from Milquetoast as the two fighters clinch.
Joans is breathing heavily.
Milquetoast with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Milquetoast.
Joans takes an elbow to the forehead.
Milquetoast lands a right hand that snaps the head of Joans backwards.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Mikey Joans's cut is getting worse.
Milquetoast lands an elbow inside.
Milquetoast lands a damaging elbow.
Milquetoast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Milquetoast scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Milquetoast creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Joans's defenses.

Mikey Joans's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice elbow from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a hook that snaps the head of Joans backwards.
Milquetoast throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Milquetoast with a knee to the head.

Joans is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast lands an elbow that stopped Joans in his tracks for a moment.
Oh Joans is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jeez, Mikey Joans's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Milquetoast jerks Joans's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Joans drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Milquetoast goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Milquetoast because Joans was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Percival Milquetoast!