PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kiefer Odmon Kiefer Quasimodo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Malicious Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malicious Destroyer will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Odmon Kiefer Quasimodo
vs
Destroyer

194 cm
23
298 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kiefer Odmon Kiefer Quasimodo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Malicious Destroyer!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destroyer wants to clinch.
Destroyer tries to clinch up.
Destroyer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Destroyer is looking to clinch but Kiefer Quasimodo is avoiding it.
Kiefer Quasimodo shoots in and drives through. Destroyer sprawls well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Destroyer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kiefer Quasimodo tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Destroyer swivels and escapes.
Kiefer Quasimodo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Destroyer has eaten all the pies!
Destroyer avoids the head kick by Kiefer Quasimodo.
The fight stays on the outside here - Destroyer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Destroyer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiefer Quasimodo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Destroyer is looking to clinch but Kiefer Quasimodo is avoiding it.
Malicious Destroyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kiefer Quasimodo shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Destroyer as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kiefer Odmon Kiefer Quasimodo. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Destroyer takes the fight into the clinch.
Kiefer Quasimodo content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiefer Quasimodo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Destroyer backwards.
Kiefer Quasimodo missing with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Destroyer.
Kiefer Quasimodo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kiefer Quasimodo tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Destroyer just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kiefer Quasimodo wants a takedown but no success here.
Kiefer Quasimodo avoids a wild elbow strike from Destroyer.
Kiefer Quasimodo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Destroyer smiles and moves away.
Horrible takedown by Kiefer Quasimodo or perhaps it was just good defense by Destroyer which made him look bad.
Destroyer wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiefer Quasimodo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kiefer Quasimodo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Destroyer avoids it really well and circles away.
Kiefer Quasimodo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kiefer Quasimodo doesn't manage to clinch there - Destroyer circles away.
Destroyer tries to clinch up

and Kiefer Quasimodo counters with a head kick that drops Destroyer to the mat! Destroyer scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destroyer tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Kiefer Quasimodo counters with a nice double leg into side control. Destroyer won't be happy with that.
Destroyer parries the strikes from Kiefer Quasimodo easily there. Kiefer Quasimodo is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Destroyer to escape.
Kiefer Quasimodo is chipping away with strikes.
Kiefer Quasimodo will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer is not content to let Kiefer Quasimodo control the position.
Destroyer is letting Kiefer Quasimodo control him for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kiefer Quasimodo creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Destroyer sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.

Kiefer Quasimodo is trying to get an arm triangle but Destroyer is defending well.

Kiefer Quasimodo has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Kiefer Quasimodo is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Destroyer wants to clinch but Kiefer Quasimodo slips to the side
and Kiefer Quasimodo counters with a three punch combo that has Destroyer backing up. Destroyer nods at Kiefer Quasimodo to acknowledge the strikes.
Destroyer wants to clinch

and Kiefer Quasimodo counters with a head kick that drops Destroyer to the mat! Destroyer scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Destroyer is rocked!
Destroyer wants to clinch but Kiefer Quasimodo slips to the side
and Kiefer Quasimodo counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Kiefer Quasimodo looks at the referee who does nothing so Kiefer Quasimodo lands a crushing right that sends Destroyer to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kiefer Odmon Kiefer Quasimodo!