PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Joseph Blazkowicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Shears (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blazkowicz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wolfenstein Theme. Shears has chosen Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Joseph Blazkowicz
vs
Shears

193 cm
26
221 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

185 cm
23
221 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, William Joseph Blazkowicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Shears!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shears looks to land a left hand but Blazkowicz moved out of range nicely.
Blazkowicz throws a body punch but Shears moves out of range.
Shears ducks under a wild hook from Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz misses with a body shot.
Shears tries to clinch but Blazkowicz moves out of range.
Blazkowicz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shears.
Blazkowicz tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Shears counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Blazkowicz scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Shears looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Shears looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkowicz is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Shears is looking for a sweep. Blazkowicz is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Blazkowicz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shears is trying to maintain the position but Blazkowicz is very close to passing his half guard.
Shears wants to improve his position but Blazkowicz is controlling well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shears is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Shears looks to score with a jab to the body but Blazkowicz is just out of range.
Shears scores with a nice right hand.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch but Shears is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Blazkowicz misses with a hook. Shears ducked under it nicely.
Blazkowicz blocks a jab.
Shears shoots in looking for a takedown. Blazkowicz tries to sprawl out of it but Shears keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Blazkowicz manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Blazkowicz is looking to clinch but Shears is avoiding it.
Shears fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shears throws a shot from downtown. Blazkowicz moves away and avoids it.
Blazkowicz is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Blazkowicz wants to clinch up but Shears keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Billy Shears will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Shears throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shears throws a body punch but Blazkowicz moves out of range.
Shears fails to land the takedown.
Shears misses with a body shot.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch but Shears moves out of range.
Shears swings for the body but Blazkowicz moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blazkowicz misses with a body kick.
Shears misses with a takedown
and Blazkowicz counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkowicz jabs at Shears's body.
Blazkowicz walks into a left hand.

It looks like William Joseph Blazkowicz has been cut.
Blazkowicz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Blazkowicz clinches but Shears breaks the clinch
and Shears counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Blazkowicz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shears swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Blazkowicz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shears throws out the jab.
Shears lands a jab to Blazkowicz's midsection.
Shears is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Blazkowicz.
Shears swings for the body but Blazkowicz moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz cracks Shears with an open hand slap.
Shears takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Shears throws a body punch but Blazkowicz moves out of range.
Shears throws a big shot that misses.
Shears tries for a takedown but Blazkowicz circles away easily

and Blazkowicz counters by moving into the clinch.
William Joseph Blazkowicz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Shears.
Shears blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shears wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Shears is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Blazkowicz holding his opponent close, against the cage.

Shears has Blazkowicz pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Shears pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Blazkowicz tumbling to the mat - Shears dives into Blazkowicz's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shears postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Shears drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Blazkowicz manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Shears has Blazkowicz in his guard.
Blazkowicz has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Blazkowicz is sitting in close to Shears's body. Shears has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Blazkowicz is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Blazkowicz is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Shears.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Billy Shears!