PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Hill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Klumpo
vs
Hill

193 cm
21
281 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

195 cm
27
308 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Knock Out Artistry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Hill!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Hill does no damage.
A head kick misses from Klumpo.
Hill fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klumpo manages to avoid it.
Hill rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Klumpo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hill throws a looping overhand right but Klumpo ducks down to avoid it.
Hill blocks a jab.
Klumpo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klumpo throws out a leg kick but Hill moves out of range and Klumpo only half commits.
Hill throws a nice looking combination but Klumpo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hill throws a right and a left that Klumpo avoids nicely.
Hill lands a jab to the head.
Klumpo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hill fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klumpo manages to avoid it.

Klumpo closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hill did well to prevent Klumpo getting side control.
Klumpo thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Klumpo lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Hill is defending against the submission attempts here by Klumpo.
Hill wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Klumpo is pressing down on Hill's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hill is holding on for now.
Klumpo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hill keeps working.
Klumpo throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Klumpo looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hill avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Klumpo.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Hill misses the shot to the body.
Hill thuds a left hand into Klumpo's body.
Hill is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klumpo.
Some wild striking there from Hill.
Good shot there by Klumpo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hill as he jumps to the side.
Hill throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Klumpo is looking to land body kicks.
Hill scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Heffo Klumpo has been cut.
Hill moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hill misses with a hook.
Hill scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Klumpo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Klumpo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Klumpo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hill throws out the jab.
Harry Hill is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hill moves out of range as Klumpo throws a body kick.
Klumpo shoots for a takedown but Hill saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hill misses with the combination.
Hill tests Klumpo's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hill thows a body shot but no joy.
Hill throws a body punch but Klumpo moves out of range.
Hill throws a big shot that misses.
Hill slips under a jab.
Hill leaves Klumpo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heffo Klumpo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Klumpo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klumpo is looking to chop away at Hill's legs.
Klumpo slips a jab from Hill.
A bone on bone clash there as Hill blocks the leg kick.
Hill scores with a sloppy right hand. Klumpo should have avoided that one.
Hill misses with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hill throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hill blocks a head kick by Klumpo.
Hill misses with an uppercut.
Hill cracks Klumpo with a good jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Hill dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heffo Klumpo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Hill fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Klumpo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Klumpo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A shot to the liver by Hill. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice straight punches there by Hill. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hill.
Hill connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Klumpo momentarily.
Hill lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hill looks to score with a jab to the body but Klumpo is just out of range.
Klumpo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hill swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hill scores with a jab to the body.

Hill feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Klumpo sprawling to the canvas! Klumpo rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hill finish him?!
Hill fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Klumpo to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Klumpo looks to clinch but Hill throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Klumpo taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Harry Hill!