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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cletus McMullet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tame. Gristle McThornbody has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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210 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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182 cm
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208 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cletus McMullet!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody is looking to slow McMullet down with leg kicks.
McThornbody bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McMullet's head backwards.
McThornbody dodges the punch combination from McMullet.
McThornbody turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McThornbody lands the left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McMullet throws a hook to the side of McThornbody's head but McThornbody sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McThornbody slips under a jab from McMullet.
McMullet walks into a stiff left hand from McThornbody.
It looks like Cletus McMullet has been cut.
McMullet takes a swing at McThornbody's ribcage but misses.
McThornbody digs a good hook to McMullet's body.
McMullet looks gassed!
McThornbody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McThornbody scores with a jab to the body.
McThornbody cracks McMullet with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. McThornbody has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning McMullet to stand back up!
McMullet is rocked!
McThornbody seems to be stalking McMullet here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! McMullet drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gristle McThornbody!
Gristle McThornbody retains his light heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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