PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juan Seffar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is this is my shit- chuck vidells music. Seffar has chosen Duke Arrives as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Bison
vs
Seffar

200 cm
21
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

190 cm
22
237 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Juan Seffar!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from The Bison. No joy for Seffar on that attempt.
Seffar misses with a takedown attempt - The Bison sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nice sprawl there from The Bison as Seffar shoots in.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juan Seffar.
Seffar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Seffar avoids the body shot from The Bison.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Bison throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Bison throws a body punch but Seffar moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seffar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Bison's waist but The Bison gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Seffar off to one side.
Seffar tries for a takedown but The Bison sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Seffar dives in and grabs The Bison's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Bison pushes down on Seffar's head and hops out.
Seffar slips a jab from The Bison.
Seffar checks a low kick from The Bison.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Seffar shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Bison as he avoids it easily.
Seffar dives in and grabs The Bison's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Bison pushes down on Seffar's head and hops out.
Seffar changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Bison tries to avoid it but Seffar manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Bison to the ground. The Bison escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Seffar shoots in for a double leg but The Bison sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Bison throws a shot to the body.
The Bison ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Seffar moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seffar shoots in for a takedown but The Bison shows good takedown defense.
Seffar shoots for a double leg takedown but The Bison sprawls well. He's pushed Seffar's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The Bison fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Seffar manages to avoid it.
Chuck The Bison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bison swings for the body but Seffar moves out of range.
The Bison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Seffar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Seffar.
Seffar takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The Bison misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seffar.
The Bison just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Bison dominated that round.
That's time! The Bison's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The Bison with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Bison swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Bison is looking to wear down Seffar with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice sprawl there from The Bison as Seffar shoots in.
The Bison throws a body punch but Seffar moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Bison misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seffar.

Seffar looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Seffar drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Seffar jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The Bison knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Seffar on the ground.
Seffar trying to control but The Bison is working from the bottom.
Seffar is looking to work some ground and pound but The Bison has wrist control.
Seffar postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Seffar postures up.
Seffar throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Bison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Seffar prevents The Bison from getting back to his feet.
The Bison looking for a sweep. Not yet The Bison, not yet.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The Bison wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Bison lands a nice looking body shot.
The Bison keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bison misses the shot to the body.
Seffar fails with a takedown attempt.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juan Seffar.
The Bison lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Seffar at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seffar tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Bison sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Seffar somewhat.
Seffar closes the distance and clinches up with The Bison, looking for a takedown. Seffar pushes The Bison against the cage but The Bison circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Seffar.
The Bison throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Seffar.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Seffar.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Seffar fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Bison dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

The Bison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Bison lands with a shot to the body.
The Bison scores with a hook.
Seffar swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Bison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Seffar wants to clinch but The Bison slips to the side
and The Bison counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Bison just misses with a punch to the body.
Seffar missing with a left hand there. The Bison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seffar misses with a takedown attempt
enabling The Bison to counter with a crisp jab.
The Bison is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Seffar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Bison.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Seffar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Bison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Bison connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Seffar momentarily.
Seffar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Bison counters with a nice body shot.
Chuck The Bison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juan Seffar.
Seffar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Bison counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seffar with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Bison counters with a left to the body.
Seffar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Bison missing with a left hand there. Seffar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Bison misses with a body shot.
The Bison throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Seffar's waist but Seffar gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing The Bison off to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison throws a push kick but Seffar slaps the foot to one side.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Seffar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seffar is looking to clinch.
Juan Seffar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Bison lands with a shot to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by The Bison as he connects with a hook.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck The Bison showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Bison, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck The Bison!