PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Freeman Knuckles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Freeman Knuckles kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gonna fly now. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bang's choice of entrance music: Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Freeman Knuckles
vs
Bang

225 cm
24
289 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

225 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jordan Freeman Knuckles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bang shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Bang showed some decent athleticism there.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bang connects with a nice short shot to Freeman Knuckles's temple.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions off his back.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions off his back.
Bang looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Freeman Knuckles with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Freeman Knuckles wants to get back to full guard.
Freeman Knuckles really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions off his back.
Freeman Knuckles has hold of Bang's hands but Bang slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Freeman Knuckles is breathing heavily.
Bang wants to stand but Freeman Knuckles has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bang lands with a punch from half guard.
Bang looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Freeman Knuckles is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bang pulls his head out easily.
Bang drops an elbow to the side of Freeman Knuckles's head.
Bang takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bang tries to stand but his arm is trapped.

Freeman Knuckles is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bang pulls his head out easily.

Freeman Knuckles looking for submissions off his back.
Freeman Knuckles has hold of Bang's hands but Bang slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bang wants to stand up but Freeman Knuckles is controlling the position.
Bang lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bang moves nicely into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bang working the head and body with strikes.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bang cracks Freeman Knuckles with a big elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Freeman Knuckles gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Bang working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Bang stands up from half guard.

Bang shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Freeman Knuckles's guard.

Freeman Knuckles had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bang defends it easily.

Freeman Knuckles is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bang is aware though and is defending well.
Bang is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Freeman Knuckles looking for a guillotine here but Bang defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Freeman Knuckles has momentary wrist control but Bang slips an elbow through the middle.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Bang avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bang connects with a couple of short punches.
Bang wanted to stand there but Freeman Knuckles had control of the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bang's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bang's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Freeman Knuckles has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bang can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Bang stands up from Freeman Knuckles's guard - Bang perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bang throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice sprawl there from Bang as Freeman Knuckles shoots in.
Bang connects with a superb combination that knocks Freeman Knuckles out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Bang before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Freeman Knuckles!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Stand Bang!