PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Norbert Thorbrand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norbert Thorbrand has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Thorbrand
vs
Dickface

175 cm
23
180 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

200 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Norbert Thorbrand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface lands with a right hand.
Dickface lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dickface is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Thorbrand on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dickface lands with a right hand.

Thorbrand shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Thorbrand controlling the pace.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Dickface looking for submissions off his back.
Thorbrand is taking a breather. Dickface says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Dickface is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Thorbrand is tapping! Great win for Dickface!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mr Dickface!