PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Willy Wonder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonder comes into the arena with Voodoo Child blaring out of the sound system. Christ has chosen What if God Smoked Cannabis as his entrance music. Jesus Christ has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Wonder
vs
Christ

175 cm
24
146 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

175 cm
19
147 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Willy Wonder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ connects with a right hand. Wonder shakes it off.

It looks like Willy Wonder has been cut.
Christ waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wonder.
Christ moves in looking to clinch but Wonder pushes him off.
Christ throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wonder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Christ missing with a left hand there. Wonder was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wonder scores with a jab. Christ acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wonder scores with the left hand. Christ knows he should have avoided that one.
A jab lands there for Wonder.
A looping hook to the body misses from Christ. Wonder does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Wonder.
A telegraphed right hand from Christ misses the target.
Wonder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wonder. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wonder slips under a jab.
Wonder lands a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonder just misses with a punch to the body.
Christ swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Christ takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Christ takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A jab from Christ misses.
A shot to the body from Christ misses
and Wonder counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A shot to de liver by Wonder. Beautiful body shot.
Christ throws a left and a right that both miss
and Wonder counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wonder swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wonder lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Christ misses with a straight left.
Christ throws an overhand right that lands on Wonder's shoulder, as Wonder tries to avoid the shot.
Wonder connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Christ's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Wonder moved out of range.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Wonder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Wonder moved out of range.
Wonder swings for the body but Christ moves out of range.
Wonder throws a body punch but Christ moves out of range.
Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wonder. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christ looks to score with a jab to the body but Wonder is just out of range.
Wonder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Nice takedown defense from Christ. No joy for Wonder on that attempt.
Wonder has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wonder there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wonder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wonder is looking to wear down Christ with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wonder lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wonder.
Christ misses with a combination
and Wonder counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wonder swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Christ swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Wonder counters with a three punch combo that has Christ backing up. Christ nods at Wonder to acknowledge the strikes.
Wonder looks to score with a jab to the body but Christ is just out of range.
Christ loads up on a big right hand but Wonder slips the punch.
Wonder throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Christ throws a series of punches but Wonder moves out of range.
Wonder cracks a nice hook into Christ's ribs.
Wonder is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Christ misses with a hook.
Wonder avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wonder throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Wonder bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Christ's head backwards.
Danga de danga de dang - Wonder scores with a four punch combination!
Christ lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Christ takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wonder uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christ.
Christ throws a hook but Wonder avoids it easily.
Wonder misses the shot to the body.
Christ takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Christ throws a hook to the side of Wonder's head but Wonder sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Christ defending well as Wonder loads up on a big left hand.

Christ rushes Wonder and presses him up against the cage.
Christ leaning his opponent against the cage.
Christ scores with an uppercut up the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Willy Wonder will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Willy Wonder's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Christ.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Wonder moved out of range.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Christ showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wonder.
Christ swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Wonder counter with a right hand.
Christ throws a series of punches but Wonder moves out of range.
Christ takes one to the chin there.
Wonder takes a swing at Christ's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Christ misses its intended target.
Christ might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ throws the left hand but Wonder avoids the punch easily.
Wonder lands with a nice combination. Christ backs away looking to recover.
Christ takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wonder lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Christ circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonder throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Christ moves forwards but Wonder connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wonder misses with a body shot.
Wonder cracks Christ with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wonder rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Christ moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wonder slips under a jab from Christ.
Christ waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wonder.
Wonder throws a series of punches but Christ moves out of range.
Wonder walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Christ swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Christ slips a jab and a cross from Wonder.
Wonder swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Christ counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wonder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wonder swings for the body but Christ moves out of range.
Christ misses with an uppercut. Wonder saw that one coming.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wonder bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Christ's head backwards.
Christ swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Christ throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wonder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Willy Wonder is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wonder lands a glancing blow to the side of Christ's head.
Wonder changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wonder uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Christ.
Wonder connects with a nice looking jab.
Christ uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wonder.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wonder steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Wonder takes a swing at Christ's ribcage but misses.
Christ swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Christ has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A big right from Christ misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wonder. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wonder throws a jab when Christ was well out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wonder, as that shot connected.
Willy Wonder is winning the standup battle so far.
Wonder looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The crowd cheers as Wonder lands an impressive looking overhand right. Christ doesn't seem phased though.
Christ misses with a shot to the body
and Wonder makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wonder misses the shot to the body.
Christ looks to score with a jab to the body but Wonder is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Christ moves out of range of the strikes.
A shot to the body from Christ misses
and Wonder makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wonder. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christ misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Wonder misses.
Wonder staying out of range there.
Wonder with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wonder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christ moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Christ misses with a shot to the body
and Wonder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wonder misses the shot to the body.
Christ swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Christ takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Willy Wonder dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Willy Wonder's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Christ misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Wonder counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wonder falls off balance throwing a combination
and Christ counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Christ lands a jab to the nose.
Christ fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wonder avoids it really well and circles away.
Wonder steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Wonder tries to bum rush Christ with a series of wild strikes but Christ uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Christ walks into a jab.
Wonder throws a right hand that Christ ducks under and follows up with a left that Christ also avoids with ease.
Wonder uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Christ.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Christ falls off balance throwing a combination
and Wonder counters with a stiff right hand.
Wonder slips under a jab.
Wonder steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Christ.
Wonder misses with a double jab
and Christ counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Wonder misses.
Wonder misses the shot to the body.
Christ throws a looping overhand right but Wonder ducks down to avoid it.
Wonder slips a jab from Christ.
Christ misses with a jab to the body
and Wonder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jesus Christ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wonder misses with a series of wild punches.
Christ misses the shot to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wonder, as that shot connected.
Wonder slips under a jab.
Christ misses the jab.
Christ throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wonder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Christ misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Wonder counters with a stiff right hand.
Christ misses with a straight right.
Wonder swinging wildly here.
Wonder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Christ was well out of range. Poor timing from Wonder.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wonder lands a jab-cross combination.
Wonder throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Christ counters with a stiff right hand.
Wonder thows a left - swing and a miss!
Christ moves away from the strike by Wonder.
Christ looks to throw the jab but Wonder is out of range.
Christ throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wonder counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Christ closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Christ takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Christ throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Christ swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wonder scores with a hook to the body. Christ takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wonder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Wonder lands with a hook. Christ tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Willy Wonder is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wonder throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Christ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wonder.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Wonder.
Christ misses with a body shot
and Wonder counters with a right hand to the body.
Wonder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Christ manages to avoid it.
Wonder blocks a jab.
Wonder lands a nice looking body shot.
Wonder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Christ lands with a good body shot.
Jab by Wonder.
Wonder digs a good hook to Christ's body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jesus Christ.
I think Wonder has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 29:28
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Willy Wonder!