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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Belanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joe Belanger was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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190 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
25
193 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe Belanger!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belanger misses with a series of wild punches.
Good leg kick by Belanger there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Belanger ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Belanger. That's going to slow Cartman down.
Belanger throws and low kick but Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman checks a low kick from Belanger.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws a combination that misses
and Belanger counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Cartman lands with a hook. Belanger tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Belanger pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Belanger.
Cartman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Belanger tries to score with a low kick but Cartman moves his leg out of the way.
Cartman connects with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Cartman trying to mount his opponent but Belanger defends it.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Belanger can do anything to dispel that myth.
Belanger wants to control but Cartman is keeping busy.
Belanger might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Cartman kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman slips a nice elbow through Belanger's hands, connecting with Belanger's forehead.
Cartman is thwarting Belanger's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Belanger defending well though.
Belanger tries to roll over but Cartman keeps him under control.
Belanger is looking to control Cartman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Belanger avoid being mounted?
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Belanger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Belanger moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Nice straight punches there by Cartman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cartman.
Cartman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Belanger. Belanger obviously looking to wear him down.
Cartman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Belanger misses with a body shot.
Joe Belanger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Belanger just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Belanger misses the shot to the body.
Belanger throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cartman scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belanger misses with an attempted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Belanger.
Cartman swings for the body but Belanger moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Belanger. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Belanger is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Belanger cracks the inside of Cartman's front leg.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman moves forwards but Belanger connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Belanger throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Belanger is fending him off so far but Cartman persists. Nope, Belanger circles away and we're back to standing.
Good exchange - Cartman coming out on top.
Belanger misses with a low kick.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Belanger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belanger defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cartman.
Belanger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belanger will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Good work by Cartman as he checks the leg kick.
Belanger throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Belanger with an uppercut!
Belanger looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Belanger 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cartman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Belanger counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belanger takes one on the button.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Belanger.
Belanger lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A right-left combo lands from Cartman.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman blocks a head kick by Belanger.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Belanger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Belanger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Belanger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Belanger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Belanger circles away quickly and effectively.
Belanger scores with a push kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Belanger does a little dance to reset his feet.
A good leg kick by Belanger.
An inside leg kick from Belanger misses.
Belanger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Belanger scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Belanger throws a chopping leg kick but Cartman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Belanger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Belanger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman with a poor takedown
and Belanger counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Belanger lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartman at a distance.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick from Belanger.
Belanger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cartman.
Belanger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Belanger lands a brutal head kick. Cartman looks out on his feet and Belanger throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Joe Belanger!
Joe Belanger is the new middleweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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