PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trololo Trololo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brok Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Trololo
vs
Lesnar

200 cm
18
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Trololo Trololo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brok Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Viktor Lagutenko and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnar takes the fight into the clinch.
Lesnar prevents a takedown attempt there.
Trololo prevents Lesnar from breaking the clinch.

Lesnar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Trololo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Trololo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Trololo wants it to stay on the feet.

Lesnar has closed the distance and engaged Trololo in a clinch.

Lesnar pulls Trololo into guard.
Lesnar looking for a sweep. Not yet Lesnar, not yet.
Trololo looking to sit in guard and control but Lesnar gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Lesnar is posturing up here but Trololo has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Lesnar tries to roll out but it's too tight and Lesnar has to tap! Slick submission there by Trololo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Trololo Trololo!