PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuck You (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ace Delgado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ace Delgado is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

You
vs
Delgado

170 cm
25
164 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fuck You!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ace Delgado!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

You closes the distance and clinches.
You lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Delgado is looking for a takedown up against the cage. You gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Delgado has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. You avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
You stalling in the clinch.
Delgado wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Delgado tries for a takedown. No joy.
Fuck You has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ace Delgado.
Delgado tries to throw a body punch but You avoids it by throwing Delgado back against the cage.
You presses Delgado against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Delgado tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. You smiles and moves away.
Jab from You.

You closes the distance and pushes Delgado back into the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from You.
A short right from You.
You scores with a shoulder strike.
You working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Delgado wants a takedown.
Delgado has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. You avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
You lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Delgado changes levels and goes for a takedown here. You fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Delgado shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. You defends it nicely.
Delgado is trying hard to land a takedown here. You sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Delgado looks gassed!
You misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

You drives through and clinches with Delgado against the cage.
You stalling the fight.
A body shot lands from You.
You cracks Delgado with a nice body shot.
Delgado has You pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. You manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A short right from You.
You cracks Delgado with a nice body shot.
You lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
You's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A right handed body shot lands from You.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by You.
You lands a hook that snaps the head of Delgado backwards.
You is pushing Delgado up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A frustrated look appears on You's face as he tries to break the clinch.
You taking a breather.
You scores with a shoulder strike.
You pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
You lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Delgado backwards.
Delgado goes for a takedown attempt but You pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Nice shot lands for You.
You scores with a nice right hand.
Delgado takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Delgado walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
You with a body punch. A glancing blow.

You gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
You stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A hook to the body from You.
You stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
You works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from You.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
You lands with a left to the head.
A short uppercut from You.
You blocks a body shot from Delgado.
You working hard to break the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from You.
You scores with a nice hook to the head.
You lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from You.
You working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by You.
You stalls.
You gets through Delgado's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
You working hard to break the clinch.
Delgado tries for a takedown. No joy.
You content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Delgado fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

You pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
You with a hook.
Delgado takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
You misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Delgado takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck You dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
You prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short right from You on the inside.
Delgado tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. You smiles and moves away.
You smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice cross by You.
Delgado takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
You defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Delgado.
Fuck You has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ace Delgado.
You dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ace Delgado is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice sprawl there from You as Delgado shoots in.

You takes the fight into the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from You.
Delgado managing to block the knees to the body from You.
Delgado is breathing heavily.
You lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
You lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on You's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Delgado drops to a knee looking for a takedown but You gets the underhooks and prevents it.
You throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
You scores with a hook to the body.
Delgado keeps control of You as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The referee calls for You to work.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Delgado can't get the takedown.
A nice left hand lands by You.
A short uppercut from You.
A short left from You.
You lands a hook that snaps the head of Delgado backwards.
You controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Delgado tries for a takedown but You manages to get underhooks.
You just leaning against Delgado, taking a breather.
You digs a right hand into Delgado's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Delgado's gas tank.
You is working Delgado over against the cage.
You's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fuck You.

You gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A nice right hand lands inside from You.
Delgado is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
You throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Delgados head.
You is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Delgado can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.

You breaks from the clinch.
Delgado walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
You scores with a decent looking hook.

You closes the distance and pushes Delgado back into the cage.
Delgado is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A left hand lands to the body for You.
You has Delgado pushed against the cage.
Fuck You has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short uppercut from You.
You stalls.
Delgado changes levels and goes for a takedown here. You fights it off and pushes away nicely.
You throws a sloppy head kick and Delgado moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
You defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Delgado.
Delgado takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
You jabs at Delgado's body.
You lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Delgado at a distance.
You scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice body punch from You.
You lands with a nice combination. Delgado backs away looking to recover.
You lands a head shot.
You is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
You lands a really nice looking cross but Delgado seems unphased.
You lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by You.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
You pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick misses from You.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
You keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fuck You seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
You lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Delgado at a distance.

You closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck You dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

You wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
You lands a jab to the head.
You connects with a crisp jab.
A jab from You does it's job there.

You drives through and clinches with Delgado against the cage.
You holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Delgado misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from You.
Delgado wants a takedown but no success here.
You has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
You pushes Delgado back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Delgado will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning You up against the cage.
You scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Delgado turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Delgado manages to end up in side control.
You is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Delgado is controlling him well.
Delgado takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
You tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Delgado wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Delgado.

Delgado tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
You is looking to reverse the position.
Delgado wants to control but You is keeping him busy.
Delgado working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

Delgado looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
You lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
You throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

You rushes Delgado and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from You.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with You for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
You lands a shoulder strike.
You prevents the takedown attempt.
You lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nice body punch from You.
You working hard to break the clinch.
You is trying to break the clinch but Delgado has him pressed against the cage.
You stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Delgado has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. You avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Fuck You has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ace Delgado.
You digs a right hand underneath Delgado's ribcage. Delgado let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You pushes Delgado back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from You.
You has had enough of the clinch but Delgado keeps him there for the moment.
You is trying to break the clinch but Delgado has him pressed against the cage.
Delgado tries to pull guard but You holds him up against the cage and eventually Delgado drops back down to his feet.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from You.
You seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.

You breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
You works over Delgado's head and body with a nice combination.

You takes the fight into the clinch.
You stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
You prevents the takedown attempt.
You is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fuck You.
Delgado takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Delgado has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
You lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by You.
A jab from You finds it's way through Delgado's defenses.

You drives through and clinches with Delgado against the cage.
Fuck You is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Delgado goes for a takedown attempt but You pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

You rushes Delgado and presses him up against the cage.
You slowing the pace effectively.
You scores with a shoulder strike.
Ace Delgado has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nice body punch from You.
You wants to break the clinch but can't.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fuck You showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for You, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fuck You!