PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Angle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dave Eighteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Barack Angle has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Barack Angle seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Angle
vs
Eighteen

175 cm
19
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
195 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000 Cardio

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Barack Angle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dave Eighteen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Angle shoots in but Eighteen avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Angle closes the distance and clinches up with Eighteen, looking for a takedown. Angle pushes Eighteen against the ropes but Eighteen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Eighteen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Angle takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Eighteen lands with an uppercut that bounces Angle off the ropes and back into rage.
Eighteen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Angle looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A cross from Eighteen lands.
Eighteen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barack Angle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Angle tries to move into range but Eighteen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Eighteen lands a right hook to the body.
No luck for Angle with that takedown attempt.

Angle rushes Eighteen and presses him up against the ropes.
Eighteen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Angle.
Eighteen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Angle or not.
Angle has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Eighteen avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Angle goes for a takedown attempt but Eighteen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Angle is breathing heavily.
Angle throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Eighteen's waist but Eighteen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Angle off to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eighteen works Angle's body with a nice hook.
Eighteen goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Eighteen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Angle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Eighteen is fending him off so far but Angle persists. Nope, Eighteen circles away and we're back to standing.
Angle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Eighteen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Eighteen digs a good body shot into Angle's ribs.
Eighteen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Angle at a distance.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Angle. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Eighteen cracks Angle with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Angle tries to move into range but Eighteen moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Angle fails to land the takedown.
Angle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A shot to de liver by Eighteen. Beautiful body shot.
Angle looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Eighteen is fending him off so far but Angle persists. Nope, Eighteen circles away and we're back to standing.
Angle takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen stuns Angle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Eighteen fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Eighteen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen lands with a shot to the body.
Angle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Angle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Angle needs to keep his hands up - Eighteen had a free shot at his head there.
A shot to de liver by Eighteen. Beautiful body shot.
Barack Angle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eighteen cracks a nice hook into Angle's ribs.
Eighteen lands with a right hand.
Eighteen connects with the punch.
Eighteen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Eighteen scores with a jab. Angle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Angle dives in and grabs Eighteen's left leg, looking for a takedown. Eighteen pushes down on Angle's head and hops out.
Angle takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Eighteen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Angle takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Eighteen scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Eighteen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Angle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Eighteen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Eighteen tests Angle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Eighteen digs a good hook to Angle's body.
Eighteen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Angle had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Eighteen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Angle misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Angle on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Eighteen cracks Angle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Eighteen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Angle doesn't seem bothered though.
Eighteen lands a glancing blow to the side of Angle's head.
Angle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Angle looks for a takedown but Eighteen sprawls well.
Eighteen scores with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen lands with a shot to the body.
Angle takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Eighteen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Eighteen lands a jab to the nose.
Angle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A lazy left from Eighteen finds it's target.
Dave Eighteen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice body punch from Eighteen.
A nice combination there by Eighteen.
Eighteen connects with a crisp jab.
Angle takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Angle walks into a stiff left hand from Eighteen.
Eighteen punishes Angle's body with a nice straight punch.
Angle tries to score a power double leg takedown but Eighteen sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Angle somewhat.
Eighteen lands a nice looking body shot.
Eighteen lands a jab to Angle's midsection.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen jabs Angle right on the nose. Angle blinks but takes it well.
Eighteen jabs at Angle's body.
Eighteen lands a slapping body shot.
Eighteen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eighteen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eighteen jabs at Angle's body.
Eighteen lands with a nice body punch.
Eighteen cracks a nice hook into Angle's ribs.
Eighteen scores with a hook to the body. Angle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Eighteen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eighteen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Angle at a distance.
Angle with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Eighteen to score with a decent uppercut.
Eighteen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eighteen goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Eighteen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Eighteen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Angle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Angle doesn't seem bothered though.
Eighteen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Eighteen lands a slapping body shot.
Angle looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A shot to de liver by Eighteen. Beautiful body shot.
Eighteen scores with a hook to the body. Angle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Angle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Eighteen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Eighteen throws a series of strikes that have Angle backpedaling.
Eighteen is working the combinations to good effect here.
Eighteen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Eighteen jabs at Angle's body.
Eighteen scores with a hook to the body. Angle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Eighteen thuds his right hand into Angle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Angle takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Eighteen scores with a jab. Angle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Angle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Angle shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Eighteen defends it nicely.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Angle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Angle looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Eighteen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Eighteen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eighteen clobbers Angle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Eighteen lands with a shot to the body.
Eighteen jabs at Angle's body.
Eighteen works Angle's body with a nice hook.
Angle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Eighteen throws a shot to the body.
Eighteen cracks Angle with an open hand slap.
Eighteen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab lands there for Eighteen.
Eighteen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Angle.
Eighteen throws a shot to the body.
Eighteen cracks a nice hook into Angle's ribs.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Angle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Eighteen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Eighteen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Angle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Eighteen scores with a hook to the body. Angle takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Eighteen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Angle doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice cross by Eighteen.
Eighteen scores with a body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Angle is defended easily by Eighteen.
Eighteen stalks Angle and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Angle's face. Angle staggers backwards, shaken.
Eighteen lands a nice looking body shot.
Eighteen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Eighteen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Angle.
Eighteen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Angle takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Eighteen tests Angle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Eighteen with a jab.
Eighteen swats away the attempt to clinch by Angle.
Eighteen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Eighteen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Eighteen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A shot to de liver by Eighteen. Beautiful body shot.
Angle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Eighteen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Eighteen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Angle rather than just go for the knockout.
Eighteen lands with a good body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Eighteen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Eighteen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Angle stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Eighteen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Eighteen clinches up with Angle and pushes him back against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Eighteen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Eighteen thuds a left hand into Angle's body.
Angle on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Angle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Eighteen as he avoids it easily.
Barack Angle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Angle swings away with a body shot that misses
and Eighteen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Eighteen lands a slapping body shot.
Eighteen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Eighteen works Angle's body with a nice hook.
Eighteen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen scores with a jab. Angle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Eighteen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Eighteen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Eighteen digs a good body shot into Angle's ribs.
Eighteen works over Angle's head and body with a nice combination.
Eighteen digs a good hook to Angle's body.
Eighteen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Eighteen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Angle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Eighteen stuns Angle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eighteen scores with a shot to the body.
Eighteen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Eighteen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Angle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Eighteen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dave Eighteen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Eighteen connects with a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Eighteen.
Eighteen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Angle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Eighteen digs a good body shot into Angle's ribs.
Eighteen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Eighteen connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Eighteen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Eighteen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Angle takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Eighteen scores with a shot to the body.
Angle takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eighteen scores with the left hand. Angle knows he should have avoided that one.
Eighteen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Angle doesn't seem bothered though.
Eighteen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Angle at a distance.
Eighteen lands with an uppercut that bounces Angle off the ropes and back into rage.
Angle walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Angle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Eighteen lands a nice hook to Angle's body. Angle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Eighteen connects with the punch.
Eighteen lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Eighteen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Angle doesn't seem bothered though.
Eighteen lands a body shot.
Angle takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A shot to de liver by Eighteen. Beautiful body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Eighteen. That snapped Angle's head back.
Eighteen scores with a shot to the body.
Eighteen scores with a decent looking hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Eighteen.
Eighteen lands a body shot.
Angle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Eighteen counters with a nice uppercut.
Eighteen swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Angle.

Angle is rocked!
Eighteen cracks Angle with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Angle tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Eighteen pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Angle is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dave Eighteen!
Dave Eighteen is the new middleweight champion!