PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Too Fast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BamBam Rubble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rubble has chosen Eruption as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fast
vs
Rubble

184 cm
24
276 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

225 cm
25
225 lbs
10 - 18 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Too Fast!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BamBam Rubble!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fast scores with a nice strike.
Nice defenses there by Rubble.
Rubble ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fast looks to throw the jab but Rubble is out of range.
Fast misses with an uppercut. Rubble saw that one coming.
Too Fast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rubble misses with a low kick.
Rubble takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Rubble is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fast dips to his left and cracks Rubble with an uppercut!
Fast avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rubble avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fast lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fast throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rubble moves forwards but Fast connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rubble moves out of range as Fast strikes.
Rubble ducks under a wild hook from Fast.
Rubble tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fast misses with a straight left.
Fast blocks a head kick by Rubble.
Rubble slips a straight right by Fast.
Rubble uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fast.
Good shot there by Fast.
Rubble throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fast loads up on a big right hand but Rubble slips the punch.
The fighters circling - Fast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fast avoids the head kick by Rubble.
Fast dodges the punch combination from Rubble.
A big right from Fast misses.
Fast throws a lazy right hand but Rubble sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rubble uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fast.
A solid body kick from Rubble.
Rubble swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fast uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rubble has time to react.
Fast is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A big left from Fast misses.
Rubble slips under a jab.
Rubble misses with a wild body shot.
Fast throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rubble throws a nice head kick!
Fast throws a jab but it's blocked by Rubble.
Rubble lands a head kick!
The fighters circling - Fast throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rubble blocks a jab.
Fast throws a jab when Rubble was well out of range.
Fast blocks the body kick.
Rubble moves out of range of the strikes.
Rubble throws the kick towards the body but Fast avoids it.
Fast moves out of range of the body kick.
Rubble looks to land a right hand but Fast moved out of range.
Rubble scores with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rubble uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fast.
Rubble takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fast clobbers Rubble with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Rubble ducks under a wild hook from Fast.
Fast throws a shot from downtown. Rubble moves away and avoids it.
Fast slips a jab and a cross from Rubble.
Fast throws an overhand right that lands on Rubble's shoulder, as Rubble tries to avoid the shot.
Fast lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fast lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fast bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rubble's head backwards.
Fast lands a jab.
Fast misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubble throws a sloppy head kick and Fast moves out of range easily.
Fast is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rubble throws a sloppy head kick and Fast moves out of range easily.
Rubble throws a sloppy head kick and Fast moves out of range easily.
Rubble blocks a jab.
Fast throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fast getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Rubble ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rubble with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fast to score with a decent uppercut.
Fast lands with a hook. Rubble tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rubble looks gassed!
Rubble throws a sloppy head kick and Fast moves out of range easily.
Rubble misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fast scores with a punch to the head.
Fast connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rubble takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rubble slips a straight right by Fast.
Both fighters circling a little - Rubble finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Rubble looks to land a combination but Fast avoids it well.
Rubble blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fast thuds his right hand into Rubble's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fast throws a jab when Rubble was well out of range.
Rubble uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fast.
Rubble moves out of range of the strikes.
Fast looks to throw the jab but Rubble is out of range.
Fast cracks Rubble with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fast throws a hook but Rubble blocks it.
Rubble moves away from the strike by Fast.
Nice defenses there by Rubble.
Fast scores with a hook.
Fast scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Fast pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fast throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rubble sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fast throws a looping overhand right but Rubble ducks down to avoid it.
Fast thows a left - swing and a miss!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fast tests Rubble's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Fast misses.
A swing and a miss from Fast.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Too Fast dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fast lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A big right from Fast misses.
Fast throws a shot from downtown. Rubble moves away and avoids it.
Nice straight punches there by Fast. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fast.
Fast misses with a looping right.
Fast misses with a straight left.
Fast connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rubble momentarily.
A jab from Fast misses.
Fast lands with an overhand left.
Fast connects with a jab.
Rubble bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rubble blocks a jab.
Rubble misses with a kick to the body.
Fast lands a head shot.
Rubble ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fast moves away.
Rubble keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fast.
Rubble is breathing heavily.
Fast scores with a nice right hand.
Rubble has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fast missing with a left hand there. Rubble was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A jab lands there for Fast.

Rubble is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fast cracks Rubble with a hook to the temple - Rubble is on wobbly legs here! Fast swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Rubble falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Fast wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Too Fast!
Too Fast is the new heavyweight champion!