PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jules Winnfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Yerface might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Yerface
vs
Winnfield

190 cm
24
214 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

189 cm
20
223 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jules Winnfield!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface tries to clinch up but Winnfield circles away and keeps his distance.
Winnfield avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yerface misses with a low kick.
Winnfield sizes up Yerface with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A good leg kick by Yerface.
Winnfield throws a shot from downtown. Yerface moves away and avoids it.
Winnfield lands with a nice body punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yerface, right into the meat.
Yerface throws a body punch but Winnfield moves out of range.

Yerface looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Yerface prevents Winnfield from getting back to his feet.
Yerface not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Yerface wants to control from the top but Winnfield keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface throws a big right hand that misses.
Winnfield preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Yerface postures up in Winnfield's guard and throws a big left but Winnfield blocks it.
Yerface throwing strikes but missing.
Winnfield is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Winnfield throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Winnfield throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
Yerface will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Winnfield throws the left hand but Yerface avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yerface. Winnfield does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yerface, right into the meat.
Yerface is looking to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yerface.
Yerface ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yerface punishes Winnfield's body with a nice straight punch.
Winnfield looks gassed!
A slapping leg kick lands for Yerface.
Winnfield circles away from the clinch attempt.
Yerface connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Jules Winnfield has been cut.
Yerface scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Yerface clinches.
Yerface lands a knee to the body.
Yerface has Winnfield pressed against the cage.
Winnfield takes a shot to the head.
Yerface leaning his opponent against the cage.
Yerface seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Yerface lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Yerface scores a nice knee to the body.
Winnfield letting Yerface take a breather here.
Yerface lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Winnfield backwards.
Yerface lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Winnfield.
Yerface lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yerface lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yerface cracks Winnfield with a nice body shot.
Yerface works on Winnfield's body with a couple of short punches.
Yerface stalls.
Yerface is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface lands a body shot.
Yerface works on Winnfield's body with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yerface lands a left hand that snaps the head of Winnfield backwards.
Yerface lands a damaging elbow.
Yerface lands a shoulder strike.
Yerface's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Yerface comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Yerface lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Winnfield or not.
Yerface scores with a hook to the body.
Yerface throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Yerface lands a good knee to the midsection. Winnfield won't want to take too many of those.
Yerface is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Winnfield gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Winnfield is looking to break free of the clinch but Yerface has double underhooks.

Yerface breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Yerface tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winnfield was well out of range. Poor timing from Yerface.
Yerface ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Winnfield takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Yerface connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Winnfield's hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jules Winnfield's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Yerface ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Winnfield tries to keep at a distance but Yerface has taken the fight into the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Yerface.
Yerface dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Yerface.
Yerface just leaning against Winnfield, taking a breather.
Yerface lands with a short shot to the head.
Yerface drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Winnfield gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Yerface landing knees to the body.
Ima Yerface has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Yerface is struggling to control the position.
Winnfield wants to get back to striking at distance but Yerface won't allow it.
Winnfield is breathing heavily.
Yerface effectively controlling the action here.
Winnfield wants to break free but Yerface has control.
Yerface is leaning against Winnfield and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Yerface prevents Winnfield from breaking the clinch.
Yerface lands an elbow inside that Winnfield shrugs off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Yerface.
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Winnfield's defenses.
Winnfield is trying to break the clinch but Yerface is controlling him.
Winnfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Winnfield takes a shot to the head.
Yerface works on Winnfield's body with a couple of short punches.
Yerface controlling the action here for a moment.
Yerface gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Yerface works on Winnfield's body with a couple of short punches.
Winnfield takes an elbow to the temple.
Yerface landing knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Yerface.
A bit of stalling here from Yerface.

Yerface breaks from the clinch.
Jules Winnfield is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Winnfield moves forwards but Yerface connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Yerface throws a good cross that connects.
Yerface fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface tries to clinch up but Winnfield circles away and keeps his distance.
A swing and a miss from Yerface.
Winnfield uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yerface.
Yerface moves in looking to clinch but Winnfield pushes him off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yerface. Winnfield does a little dance to reset his feet.
Winnfield is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Yerface.
Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yerface scores with a crisp jab that stopped Winnfield in his tracks.
Winnfield throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Winnfield moves out of range as Yerface throws a body kick.
Winnfield keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface swinging wildly here.
Yerface slips a jab from Winnfield.
Yerface takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Winnfield takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Yerface fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yerface tries to clinch but Winnfield moves out of range.
Yerface misses with a low kick.
Yerface is looking to wear down Winnfield with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Yerface takes a swing at Winnfield's ribcage but misses.
Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fighters circling - Yerface throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Winnfield takes a jab right on the kisser.
Yerface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Winnfield. That did some damage!
Yerface is looking to clinch but Winnfield is avoiding it.
Winnfield takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yerface shoots in for a double leg but Winnfield sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Yerface moves in looking to clinch but Winnfield pushes him off.
The fighters circle momentarily. Winnfield darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Winnfield on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yerface. Yerface obviously looking to wear him down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Winnfield misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A thudding body kick lands there by Yerface!
The fighters circling - Yerface throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jules Winnfield's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Winnfield avoids the body shot from Yerface.
Yerface wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yerface misses with a hook to the body
and Winnfield counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Yerface tries to close the distance and clinch up but Winnfield swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Winnfield misses with a shot to the body
and Yerface counters with a low kick, right behind Winnfield 's knee.
Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Winnfield takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A swing and a miss from Yerface.
Winnfield chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yerface can pounce on him.
Yerface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ima Yerface is winning the standup battle so far.
Yerface clinches but Winnfield breaks the clinch
and Winnfield counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Winnfield takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Yerface connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Winnfield slips a straight right by Yerface.
Yerface scoring well with a low kick there.
Winnfield keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yerface.
Yerface lands a lovely overhand right.
Yerface lands a lovely overhand right.
Yerface throws a nice inside leg kick.
Yerface buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yerface goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Winnfield doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Yerface finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch! Yerface slams his shin into Winnfield's torso.
Winnfield swats away the attempt to clinch by Yerface.
Yerface tries to close the distance and clinch but Winnfield swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Winnfield stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yerface.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yerface.
Yerface misses with a wild body shot.
Yerface is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Winnfield can do to turn this around?
Yerface moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Yerface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yerface lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface works Winnfield's body with a nice hook.
Yerface lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yerface uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Yerface connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yerface tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Yerface scores with a jab to the body.
Yerface swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Winnfield.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Yerface closes the distance and clinches.
Yerface lands an elbow inside.
Yerface is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Winnfield gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Winnfield wants to break the clinch but can't.
Winnfield is trying to break free.

Yerface breaks from the clinch.
Yerface fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Winnfield looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Winnfield checks the leg kick.
Yerface tries to close the distance and clinch but Winnfield swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Winnfield's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winnfield throws out the jab.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses.
Yerface lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Jules Winnfield's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Yerface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Winnfield.
Winnfield jabs at Yerface's body.
Winnfield walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Yerface throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yerface tries to bum rush Winnfield with a series of wild strikes but Winnfield uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yerface loads up on a big right hand but Winnfield slips the punch.
Yerface blocks a jab.
Yerface punishes Winnfield's body with a nice straight punch.
Yerface connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Winnfield misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Winnfield.
Winnfield tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Winnfield.
Yerface throws a low kick but Winnfield avoids it.
Yerface lands a nice hook to Winnfield's body. Winnfield takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Winnfield is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Yerface stuns Winnfield with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yerface lands with a cross.
Yerface jabs at Winnfield's body.
Yerface throws a sloppy head kick and Winnfield moves out of range easily.
Winnfield waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yerface.

Yerface has closed the distance and engaged Winnfield in a clinch.
Winnfield takes an elbow to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Winnfield's defenses.
Yerface stalling.
Winnfield wants to break the clinch but can't.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Winnfield has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Yerface lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Jules Winnfield's cut even more.
Yerface lands a body shot.
Yerface stalling in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ima Yerface.
Winnfield throws a hook but Yerface avoids it easily.
Yerface takes a swing at Winnfield's ribcage but misses.
Yerface fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Winnfield looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yerface lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winnfield staying out of range there.
Yerface is looking to land body kicks.
Yerface buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yerface lands with a shot to the body.
Yerface scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Yerface gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Yerface stalling.
Winnfield is trying to break free.

Yerface gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Winnfield working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Yerface.
Yerface stands and throws Winnfield's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yerface trying to control the position but Winnfield is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Yerface stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Yerface throws a right hand that Winnfield ducks under and follows up with a left that Winnfield also avoids with ease.
Winnfield moves out of range as Yerface strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yerface lands a nice hook to Winnfield's body. Winnfield takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Winnfield throws a jab but it's blocked by Yerface.
Winnfield takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface had his way with Jules Winnfield in that round.
The cut man is working on Jules Winnfield's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Winnfield misses with a hook to the body
and Yerface counters with a nice low kick that buckles Winnfield's knee momentarily.
Yerface connects with a good right hand that stumbles Winnfield. Winnfield circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Yerface wants to clinch up but Winnfield keeps it at a distance.
Winnfield takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Yerface fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Winnfield looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Yerface tries to clinch there but Winnfield circles away.
Yerface jabs Winnfield right on the nose. Winnfield blinks but takes it well.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yerface.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yerface fails in his attempt to clinch.
Yerface catches Winnfield with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Winnfield is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Yerface stuns Winnfield with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface tries to clinch up.
Both fighters circling a little - Yerface finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yerface.
Yerface lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface scores with a hook.
Yerface scoring well with a low kick there.
Yerface scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Winnfield keeps the fight on the outside.
Yerface throws a nice head kick!
Yerface throws a body punch but Winnfield moves out of range.
Winnfield just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yerface.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yerface moves in looking to clinch but Winnfield pushes him off.
Yerface thows a body shot but no joy.
Yerface sizes up Winnfield with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Yerface gets a clinch.
Winnfield takes a knee to the side of the body.
Yerface lands a knee to the body.
Yerface is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Yerface presses Winnfield against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Yerface stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A body shot lands from Yerface.
Yerface lands with a light punch inside.
Yerface stalling.
A right hand to the body from Yerface.
Winnfield has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Yerface lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Yerface.
Yerface digs a right hand into Winnfield's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Winnfield's gas tank.
Yerface is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Yerface - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Yerface lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yerface scores with a shoulder strike.
Yerface makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Yerface has Winnfield pressed against the cage, preventing Winnfield from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice body punch from Yerface.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Yerface.
Winnfield looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Yerface lands a nice knee to the body.
Yerface lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Winnfield.
Yerface is working Winnfield over against the cage.
Yerface putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Winnfield in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Yerface displaying some good clinch control by pressing Winnfield up against the cage.
Yerface is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Winnfield is defending well for now.
A bit of stalling here from Yerface.
Winnfield wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Yerface lands an uppercut.
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Winnfield's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Winnfield's defenses.
Yerface stalling the fight.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Yerface for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Yerface missing with knees to the body.
Jules Winnfield has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yerface trying to stall but Winnfield improves his position.
Yerface has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Winnfield avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Winnfield has had enough of the clinch but Yerface keeps him there for the moment.
Winnfield's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Yerface tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Winnfield breaks the clinch.
Yerface moves out of range as Winnfield strikes.
Ima Yerface is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Yerface attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Winnfield throws a right and a left that both miss.
Winnfield avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Winnfield. That did some damage!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yerface, right into the meat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ima Yerface showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Yerface has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 50:41
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 50:41
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 50:41

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ima Yerface!
Ima Yerface retains his light heavyweight title!