PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between lukasz tyminski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

tyminski
vs
Zoolander

179 cm
19
194 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
23
190 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Bling Bling
Bling Bling

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, lukasz tyminski!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Donald Grub and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
tyminski stuffs the takedown attempt from Zoolander. Zoolander gets slowly back to his feet.
tyminski clobbers Zoolander with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A punch combination from Zoolander misses.
Zoolander takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Derek Zoolander seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
tyminski throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoolander.
Zoolander circles away from the clinch attempt.
tyminski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoolander moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zoolander goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
tyminski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zoolander goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
tyminski ducks under a wild hook from Zoolander.
Zoolander fails with a takedown attempt.
tyminski missing with a left hand there. Zoolander was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander misses with a two punch combination.
Zoolander misses with a hook. tyminski ducked under it nicely.
Zoolander ducks right into an uppercut from tyminski.

Zoolander has tyminski up against the ropes in a clinch.
tyminski is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Zoolander is keeping busy.
tyminski is pushing Zoolander up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
tyminski lands a nice uppercut.

tyminski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
tyminski throws the left hand but Zoolander avoids the punch easily.
Nice takedown defense from tyminski. No joy for Zoolander on that attempt.
lukasz tyminski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
tyminski slaps away a takedown attempt from Zoolander, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
tyminski throws a big shot that misses.
Zoolander pulls out of a head kick attempt.
tyminski misses with a series of wild punches.
Zoolander slips under a jab from tyminski.
tyminski looks to land a left hand but Zoolander moved out of range nicely.
tyminski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoolander was well out of range. Poor timing from tyminski.
A telegraphed right hand from tyminski misses the target.
Zoolander tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but tyminski swivels and escapes.
Zoolander takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zoolander misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander misses with a few strikes there.
tyminski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zoolander circles away quickly and effectively.
tyminski throws the left hand but Zoolander avoids the punch easily.
tyminski throws a right hand that Zoolander ducks under and follows up with a left that Zoolander also avoids with ease.
tyminski misses with an uppercut.
tyminski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zoolander throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling tyminski to counter with a crisp jab.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
tyminski getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zoolander throws a sloppy body shot
and tyminski counters with a right hand to the body.
Zoolander looks gassed!
tyminski leaves Zoolander with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
tyminski stalks Zoolander and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zoolander's face. Zoolander staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Derek Zoolander has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoolander wants to clinch up but tyminski keeps it at a distance.
Zoolander misses with a body kick.
Zoolander takes a jab right on the kisser.
tyminski lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
tyminski is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
tyminski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoolander looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
tyminski staying out of range there.
Zoolander misses with a takedown
and tyminski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

lukasz tyminski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Derek Zoolander's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

tyminski looks to land a left hand but Zoolander moved out of range nicely.
tyminski tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoolander takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
tyminski with a nice cross.
Zoolander throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
tyminski lands with a nice body punch.
tyminski misses with a hook.
tyminski slips under a jab.
Zoolander takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Derek Zoolander is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoolander is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoolander tries for a takedown but tyminski circles away easily
and tyminski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
lukasz tyminski is winning the standup battle so far.
tyminski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
tyminski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zoolander with a lazy takedown attempt
and tyminski counters with a left to the body.
tyminski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
tyminski cracks Zoolander with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
tyminski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
tyminski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zoolander scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
tyminski throws out a loose jab but Zoolander uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoolander misses with a body punch
enabling tyminski to counter with a crisp jab.
tyminski connects with a good right hand that stumbles Zoolander. Zoolander circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
tyminski works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Zoolander walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
tyminski scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
tyminski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zoolander tries for a takedown but tyminski circles away easily
and tyminski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
lukasz tyminski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
Zoolander tries to move into range but tyminski moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
tyminski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoolander was well out of range. Poor timing from tyminski.
Zoolander closes the distance but tyminski moves to the side
and tyminski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zoolander drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
tyminski misses with a wild combination.
Zoolander misses with a body shot.
Zoolander fails with the takedown
and tyminski counters with a nice uppercut.
tyminski throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoolander.
tyminski staying out of range there.
Zoolander misses with a wild body shot.
Zoolander misses with a double jab.

tyminski clinches up with Zoolander and pushes him back against the ropes.
Zoolander is trying desperately to land a takedown but tyminski is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Zoolander.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. tyminski just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Zoolander has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Zoolander fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Zoolander is looking to control tyminski's arms but tyminski gets an underhook and turns him. Now Zoolander has his back to the ropes.
Zoolander fails to pull the fight into his guard.

tyminski breaks the clinch.
Zoolander showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from tyminski.
tyminski lands a glancing blow to the side of Zoolander's head.
tyminski tries to bum rush Zoolander with a series of wild strikes but Zoolander uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zoolander swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

tyminski clinches up against the ropes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

tyminski breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zoolander pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
No joy there for tyminski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

lukasz tyminski dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Derek Zoolander's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

tyminski scores with a body shot.
Zoolander shoots and misses
and tyminski counters with a straight right hand.
Zoolander misses with a body shot.

Zoolander shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Zoolander preventing the sweep.
Zoolander is looking to advance position but tyminski has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Zoolander really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Zoolander takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

tyminski is standing up, even though he is in mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
tyminski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A leg kick checked by tyminski.
A punch combination from tyminski misses.
tyminski moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Zoolander swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and tyminski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
tyminski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from tyminski misses.
lukasz tyminski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zoolander lands a head kick!
Zoolander moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
tyminski throws a lazy right hand but Zoolander sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
tyminski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zoolander can do to turn this around?
tyminski misses with the combination.
A slow jab from Zoolander misses its intended target.
Zoolander looks to score with a jab to the body but tyminski is just out of range.
Zoolander throws a nice head kick!
Zoolander avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
tyminski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoolander rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but tyminski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
tyminski misses with a jab, cross combination.
tyminski swinging wildly here.
tyminski throws a right hand that Zoolander ducks under and follows up with a left that Zoolander also avoids with ease.
Zoolander throws a left and a right that both miss
and tyminski counters with a three punch combo that has Zoolander backing up. Zoolander nods at tyminski to acknowledge the strikes.
A combination from Zoolander does no damage.
Zoolander misses with a few strikes there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zoolander.
Zoolander rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but tyminski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zoolander dodges the punch combination from tyminski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Zoolander is trying hard to land a takedown here. tyminski sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
tyminski wants to clinch.
Zoolander is looking to clinch.
Zoolander throws a big shot that misses.
Zoolander misses with the combination.
Zoolander gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and tyminski counters with a crisp one two that drops Zoolander! tyminski thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Zoolander to his feet! Zoolander is in big trouble!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

lukasz tyminski clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Derek Zoolander's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A jab from tyminski misses.
tyminski throws a big shot that misses.
tyminski tests Zoolander's chin there with a solid looking shot.
tyminski misses with a few strikes there.
Zoolander misses with a takedown
and tyminski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zoolander misses with a takedown attempt
and tyminski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zoolander is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
tyminski throws a nice looking combination but Zoolander bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zoolander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
tyminski misses with a double jab
and Zoolander makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander keeps the fight on the outside.
tyminski connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zoolander jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zoolander shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and tyminski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
lukasz tyminski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
tyminski moves out of range of the body kick.
Zoolander with a lazy takedown attempt
and tyminski counters with a straight right hand.
tyminski looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
Zoolander walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander wants to clinch up but tyminski keeps it at a distance.
tyminski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoolander has his takedown stuffed
and tyminski counters with a stiff right hand.
tyminski bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zoolander's head.

tyminski drops Zoolander with a beautiful combination! Zoolander stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - tyminski is looking for the KO!

Zoolander is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoolander falls off balance throwing a combination
and tyminski counters with a huge right that knocks Zoolander out cold! tyminski is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). lukasz tyminski!
lukasz tyminski is the new middleweight champion!