PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tokamek Yeets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonzo Winkerbeam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yeets kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Nuclear Fusion. Winkerbeam has chosen Wild Thing as his entrance music. Gonzo Winkerbeam acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Yeets
vs
Winkerbeam

193 cm
27
270 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

186 cm
21
273 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tokamek Yeets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gonzo Winkerbeam!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Edson Gomes and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yeets looks to land a body kick but Winkerbeam moved away.
Yeets avoids the body shot from Winkerbeam.
Yeets digs a good hook to Winkerbeam's body.
Yeets swings for the body but Winkerbeam moves out of range.
Winkerbeam tests Yeets's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Winkerbeam fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yeets manages to avoid it.
Winkerbeam blocks the body kick.
Winkerbeam throws a looping overhand right but Yeets ducks down to avoid it.
Winkerbeam looks to land a combination but Yeets avoids it well.
Yeets misses with a body kick.
Winkerbeam misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Yeets counters with a good, hard body kick but Winkerbeam shrugs it off.
Yeets uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Winkerbeam.
Yeets misses with a wild body shot.
Winkerbeam lands with a shot to the body.

Yeets shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Winkerbeam napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Yeets is working Winkerbeam over with some ground and pound from side control.
Yeets scoring with punches from side control.
Winkerbeam on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winkerbeam is looking to regain half guard here but Yeets keeps moving and retains side control.
Yeets throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Yeets throws a strike aimed at the side of Winkerbeam's head but Winkerbeam avoids it well.
Yeets in the domination position with Winkerbeam hanging on.
You can see the frustration on Winkerbeam's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Winkerbeam being controlled for a moment.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Winkerbeam can do anything to dispel that myth.
Yeets misses with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Yeets takes a little break here. Winkerbeam wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Yeets moves into full mount!
Yeets throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Yeets can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Winkerbeam is looking to escape.
Yeets throwing strikes here but Winkerbeam is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yeets takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Winkerbeam really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Yeets. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Yeets scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Winkerbeam?
Yeets with a couple of short strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yeets thowing shots but they're missing.
Winkerbeam is trying to escape the mount.
Yeets lands a big elbow.
Yeets controlling from mount.
Winkerbeam in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yeets thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Yeets throws some wild stikes that Winkerbeam manages to avoid easily.
Yeets controlling from the full mount.
Yeets is in the full mount, landing strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Winkerbeam is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tokamek Yeets dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Winkerbeam waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yeets.
Winkerbeam misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Yeets cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Winkerbeam misses with a jab to the body
and Yeets counters with a right hand to the body.
Yeets avoids the body shot from Winkerbeam.
Yeets fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Winkerbeam is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yeets.
Nice body punch from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Yeets misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam throws a big shot that misses.
Yeets uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam swings for the body but Yeets moves out of range.
Winkerbeam scores with a crisp jab that stopped Yeets in his tracks.
Yeets wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yeets takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Winkerbeam takes a swing at Yeets's ribcage but misses.
Yeets is looking to wear down Winkerbeam with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yeets keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Winkerbeam misses with a looping left.
Winkerbeam misses with a two punch combination.
Yeets keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Winkerbeam.

Yeets shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Yeets showed some decent athleticism there.
Well, if Yeets is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Winkerbeam tries to roll over but Yeets keeps him under control.
Yeets wants to pass the guard but Winkerbeam is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam is not content to let Yeets control the position.
Winkerbeam wants to get back to full guard.
Yeets drops an elbow to the side of Winkerbeam's head.
Yeets moves into full mount! Winkerbeam won't be happy about that!
Yeets with a couple of short strikes.
Yeets sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Winkerbeam wants to hold on but Yeets pushes him away.
Yeets controlling from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yeets punishing his opponent with strikes.
Yeets landing punches.
Tokamek Yeets overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Yeets with good strikes from the mount here!
Yeets thowing shots but they're missing.
Winkerbeam is looking to improve his position but Yeets isn't that keen on the idea.
Yeets is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Winkerbeam can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Winkerbeam tries to hold on but Yeets pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yeets sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yeets putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yeets throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Yeets tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Winkerbeam wants to hold on but Yeets pushes him away.
Yeets looking to finish Winkerbeam with some ground and pound. This is bad for Winkerbeam!

Winkerbeam is rocked!
Yeets has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Winkerbeam is bucking up trying to escape but Yeets cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Winkerbeam is still in real trouble! Can Yeets finish him?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yeets unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Winkerbeam wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Yeets celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tokamek Yeets!