PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hy Wiener (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nerubian Assasin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wiener might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to No Survivors. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wiener
vs
Assasin

179 cm
20
181 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

182 cm
22
185 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $50 159 Energy

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hy Wiener!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nerubian Assasin!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiener tries for a takedown but Assasin sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wiener tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wiener tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Assasin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wiener is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Assasin throws a nice looking combination but Wiener bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Assasin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wiener.
Assasin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Assasin misses with a hook to the body
and Wiener counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wiener fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Assasin. Wiener does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wiener tries to clinch but Assasin is having none of it.
Assasin circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Assasin. Wiener does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wiener throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Assasin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wiener slips under a jab from Assasin.
Wiener swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Assasin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assasin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Assasin scores with a jab.
Nerubian Assasin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Assasin misses with a body shot.

Wiener has managed to clinch.
Wiener misses with an elbow strike.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Assasin 's eye.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiener throws an elbow but misses.
Assasin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wiener lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Nerubian Assasin has been cut.
Wiener misses with the head strike.
Wiener throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wiener lands a damaging elbow.
Assasin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Assasin takes an elbow to the temple.
Assasin tries to circle away but Wiener has him pinned against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiener.
Nice elbow from Wiener.
Assasin working hard to break the clinch.
Assasin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wiener stalling against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiener lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Assasin backwards.
Wiener lands an elbow inside.
Wiener misses with an elbow over the top.
Nice elbow from Wiener.
Wiener lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Assasin is trying to break the clinch but Wiener is controlling him.
Assasin takes an elbow to the temple.
Nice elbow from Wiener.

That has opened up Nerubian Assasin's cut even more.
Wiener lands a damaging elbow.
Wiener is trying to drag Assasin to the mat but Assasin just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hy Wiener. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wiener keeps control of Assasin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Assasin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wiener fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hy Wiener seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Assasin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Assasin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wiener moves away.
Assasin keeps the fight on the outside.
A looping hook to the body misses from Assasin. Wiener does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiener uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Assasin.
Wiener ducks under a wild hook from Assasin.
Wiener lands a nice shot to the body.
Assasin misses with a straight right.
Assasin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Assasin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Assasin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from Assasin misses.
Wiener tries to close the distance and clinch but Assasin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wiener tries to close the distance and clinch up but Assasin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wiener throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Assasin's waist but Assasin gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wiener off to one side.
Wiener fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Assasin misses with a shot to the body

and Wiener holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Assasin avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiener.
Assasin working hard to break the clinch.
Wiener gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The cut above Nerubian Assasin's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wiener taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Assasin 's eye.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Assasin 's eye.
Assasin takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiener throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wiener misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Assasin 's eye.
Assasin has had enough of the clinch but Wiener keeps him there for the moment.
Wiener keeps control of Assasin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wiener lands a nice elbow.

Nerubian Assasin's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wiener lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nerubian Assasin's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hy Wiener!