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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knockout Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes to the cage accompanied by Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
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275 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Knockout Bob!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bob lands with a shot to the body.
Bob throws a looping overhand right but Bateman ducks down to avoid it.
Bob misses with a looping left.
Bateman cracks a nice hook into Bob's ribs.
Bob takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bob throws a body punch but Bateman moves out of range.
Bateman moves out of range as Bob strikes.
A combination from Bateman does no damage.
Bateman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Bateman's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob slips a straight right by Bateman.
Bob swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Bob.
Bateman throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Knockout Bob has been cut.
Bateman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bob manages to avoid it.
Bateman scores with a shot to the body.
Bob looks gassed!
A solid leg kick lands there for Bateman.
Bob sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bateman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bateman lands a jab to the head.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Bateman.
A punch lands to the side of Bob 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bateman lands an overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.
Bateman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bob.
That has opened up Knockout Bob's cut even more.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bateman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bob.
Bob avoiding damage as Bateman throws knees to the body.
Bateman presses Bob against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bateman.
Bateman trying to land knees to the body.
Bateman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bob takes an elbow to the temple.
Bateman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bateman digs a right hand into Bob's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bob's gas tank.
Bateman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The cut above Knockout Bob's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bateman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bateman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bob.
Bateman lands a left hand.
Bateman with a knee to the head.
Knockout Bob's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Bateman lands a shoulder strike.
Bateman lands a left hand.
Bob wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
Bateman lands with an overhand left.
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.
Bob just misses with a punch to the body.
Bateman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bob's head.
Bateman scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman lands a front kick.
Bateman is looking to slow Bob down with leg kicks.
Bateman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bateman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Bob.
Bob takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bob has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bateman.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bateman.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Knockout Bob's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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