PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Spank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Lesnar's choice of entrance music: YOU JUST LOST - To ME. Frank Spank has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Spank
vs
Lesnar

215 cm
25
285 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
261 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Spank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Randy Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar wants to clinch up but Spank keeps it at a distance.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Spank.
Randy Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab by Lesnar.
Lesnar tries to clinch but Spank is having none of it.
Lesnar tries to clinch up.
A big right from Lesnar misses.
Lesnar throws a hook to the side of Spank's head but Spank sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lesnar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Spank lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Nice defenses there by Spank.
Lesnar tries to clinch but Spank moves out of range.
Spank slips a straight right by Lesnar.
Spank scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Randy Lesnar has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lesnar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lesnar looks gassed!
Spank bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lesnar's head.
Spank lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Lesnar falls backwards - clearly groggy! Spank dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Spank!