PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Carlos Spicyweiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCarthy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: False Pretense. Carlos Spicyweiner could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ryan McCarthy's chin.

Spicyweiner
vs
McCarthy

175 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
130 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carlos Spicyweiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan McCarthy!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCarthy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Spicyweiner looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Spicyweiner trying to control the action but McCarthy is working from the bottom.
McCarthy tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Well, if Spicyweiner is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McCarthy flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
McCarthy missing with punches from the bottom.
McCarthy flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

Spicyweiner seems to be looking for submissions.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

McCarthy lands a left and a right that send Spicyweiner crashing to the mat, dazed. McCarthy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Spicyweiner is rocked!
Spicyweiner walks straight into a right hand from McCarthy - that's dropped him! McCarthy jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Spicyweiner from any more punishment! Spicyweiner complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ryan McCarthy!