PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pure Pwnage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tadeusz Nowak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pure Pwnage has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Pwnage
vs
Nowak

212 cm
22
271 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pure Pwnage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tadeusz Nowak!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pwnage avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nowak throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pwnage's waist but Pwnage gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nowak off to one side.
Pure Pwnage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pwnage shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Pwnage is looking for a kimura here.
Pwnage wants to pass to mount but Nowak is defending the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Pwnage seems to be looking for submissions.

Pwnage seems to be working for a kimura but Nowak defends the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pwnage is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Pwnage seems to be working for a kimura but Nowak defends the submission attempt.
Pwnage is breathing heavily.

Pwnage is working for a kimura but Nowak is defending it quite comfortably.
Pwnage is looking to advance position but Nowak won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Nowak tries to clinch there but Pwnage circles away.
Nowak fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Nowak.
Pure Pwnage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tadeusz Nowak.

Pwnage shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Pwnage looking to pass the guard.
Nowak is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Nowak has his feet on Pwnage's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Nowak tries to clinch up but Pwnage circles away and keeps his distance.
Nowak tries to clinch but Pwnage moves out of range.

Pwnage scores a takedown into full mount!

Pwnage swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Nowak is now in Pwnage's guard. A big mistake from Pwnage there, giving up the dominant position!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pwnage has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Nowak is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Pwnage.
Pwnage is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Pwnage works his way to full guard. Good work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Pwnage working for a triangle but Nowak defends it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pwnage working for submissions but it's allowed Nowak to get to half guard.
Pwnage on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Pwnage tries to get out of the position.
Pwnage is looking to improve his position.
Pwnage makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Pwnage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pwnage is on top in guard.

Pwnage is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pure Pwnage dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pwnage darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Pwnage will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Pwnage is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Nowak defends it well.
Nowak is trying to stand.

Pwnage seems to be working for a kimura but Nowak defends the submission attempt.
Nowak lands a couple of sideways elbows.
Nowak gets back to full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nowak bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pwnage's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nowak cracks Pwnage with a solid left hand.

Pwnage keeping busy on the bottom but Nowak has passed one foot through into half guard.
Nowak tries to stand but can't do so whilst Pwnage controls his leg.

Pwnage looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Pwnage looking for submissions off his back.
Pwnage tries to roll over but Nowak keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pwnage works his way to full guard. Good work.

Pwnage throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Pwnage looking for a guillotine here but Nowak defends easily.
Pwnage is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Pwnage trying to advance position but Nowak counters by regaining guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pwnage wants to pass the guard but Nowak is keeping the position.
Pwnageis looking to pass into half guard but Nowak pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Nowak is in guard.

Pwnage has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Nowak is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Pwnage.
Nowak gets to mount! Pwnage was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Pwnage really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pwnage knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nowak on the ground.
Nowak thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Pwnage is in all sorts of trouble here.
Pwnage manages to regain half guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pure Pwnage dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Pwnage drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Pwnage thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Pwnage is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Nowak is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Pwnage advances to mount.
Nowak manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Pwnage is working for a submission of some sort.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pwnage is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Nowak doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pwnage.
Pwnage is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Nowak!

Pwnage goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Nowak turns into him and now he's in Pwnage's guard.

Pwnage looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nowak won't allow Pwnage to sweep him here.

Pwnage keeping busy on the bottom but Nowak has passed one foot through into half guard.

Pwnage looking for submissions off his back.

Pwnage is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Nowak pulls his head out easily.
Pwnage wants to get back to full guard but Nowak has mounted him!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pwnage keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Pwnage is working hard here to advance position.
Pwnage regains half guard.
Pwnage gets full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Pwnage has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Nowak can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pwnage looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Pwnage looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Nowak passes into half guard.
Nowak is nestled in close to Pwnage, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pwnage wants to get back to full guard.

Pwnage looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pwnage regains full guard. Nicely done.
Tadeusz Nowak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Pwnage keeping busy on the bottom but Nowak has passed one foot through into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pure Pwnage showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pwnage has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pure Pwnage!