PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JP Hoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and cro copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). copout is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: you throw knee, i go home. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Hoss
vs
copout

170 cm
24
288 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

219 cm
20
288 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, JP Hoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, cro copout!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
copout dodges the punch combination from Hoss.
Hoss walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. copout checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
copout throws a hook but Hoss avoids it easily.
Hoss swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
copout throws a leg kick
and copout takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
copout lands with a cross.

It looks like JP Hoss has been cut.
A slow jab from copout misses its intended target.
Hoss tries to clinch there but copout circles away.
Hoss staying out of range there.
copout blocks a jab.
Hoss tries to close the distance and clinch but copout swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoss throws a body punch but copout moves out of range.
Hoss misses with a two punch combination.
JP Hoss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
copout with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hoss is breathing heavily.
Hoss moves away from the strike by copout.
A swing and a miss from copout.
copout jabs at Hoss's body.

copout cracks Hoss with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. copout has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hoss to stand back up!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
copout ducks under a wild hook from Hoss.
copout lands with a nice body punch.
copout misses with an uppercut. Hoss saw that one coming.
Hoss slips a straight right by copout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from copout lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hoss has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hoss and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hoss swings and misses with a shot to the body
and copout counters with a lovely straight right hand!

JP Hoss's cut is getting worse.
copout lands with a good body shot.
Hoss circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by copout. Hoss falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for copout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). cro copout!