PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Leeson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the ring accompanied by What if God Smoked Cannabis. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Christ
vs
Leeson

175 cm
19
147 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

175 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

{GTI} - HGH Nutrients
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lee Leeson!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ checks the leg kick nicely there.
Leeson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Leeson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Christ misses with a series of wild punches.
Christ throws a one two combo.
Christ moves out of range as Leeson throws a body kick.
Christ throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Leeson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Leeson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Leeson.
Christ fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Christ stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Christ wants it to stay on the feet.
Leeson misses with a looping left.
Christ bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Leeson's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeson scores with a hook to the body. Christ takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Leeson wants to clinch up but Christ keeps it at a distance.
Leeson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Christ connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Leeson scores with a hook to the body. Christ takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Leeson tries to clinch up but Christ circles away and keeps his distance.
Leeson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Christ swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Leeson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Christ lands a hook that stumbles Leeson back into the ropes. Christ follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Leeson to the canvas! Christ pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Leeson has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jesus Christ!