PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Floyd Purell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JACK CRACK KANGAROO (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Floyd Purell has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Floyd Purell seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Purell
vs
CRACK KANGAROO

200 cm
20
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Floyd Purell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, JACK CRACK KANGAROO!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Purell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
KANGAROO doesn't manage to clinch there - Purell circles away.
Purell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
KANGAROO shoots in for a takedown but Purell shows good takedown defense.
KANGAROO closes the distance and clinches up with Purell, looking for a takedown. KANGAROO pushes Purell against the cage but Purell circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Purell tries to score with a low kick but KANGAROO moves his leg out of the way.
KANGAROO tries to clinch up but Purell circles away and keeps his distance.
Purell misses with a head kick.
Floyd Purell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - KANGAROO looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
KANGAROO tries to clinch up.
KANGAROO shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Floyd Purell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JACK CRACK KANGAROO.
KANGAROO avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Purell throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Purell closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That has opened up JACK CRACK KANGAROO's cut even more.
Purell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but KANGAROO circles away quickly and effectively.
KANGAROO shoots in looking for a takedown. Purell tries to sprawl out of it but KANGAROO keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Purell manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
KANGAROO moves in looking to clinch but Purell pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KANGAROO wants to clinch up but Purell keeps it at a distance.
KANGAROO fails with a takedown attempt.
KANGAROO shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Purell as he jumps to the side.
KANGAROO blocks a head kick by Purell.
Purell throws a sloppy head kick and KANGAROO moves out of range easily.
KANGAROO takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Purell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
KANGAROO fails to land the takedown.
Purell stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Purell wants it to stay on the feet.
KANGAROO looks gassed!
KANGAROO is looking to clinch but Purell is avoiding it.
Purell bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
KANGAROO fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Purell. No joy for KANGAROO on that attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Purell scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
KANGAROO moves out of range as Purell throws a body kick.
KANGAROO takes one on the chin but seems OK.

The cut above JACK CRACK KANGAROO's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Purell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Purell goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Purell throws a body punch but KANGAROO moves out of range.
Purell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Purell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Purell scores with a jab to the body.
KANGAROO dodges the punch combination from Purell.
Danga de danga de dang - Purell scores with a four punch combination!
Purell looks to land a combination but KANGAROO avoids it well.
Purell lands a jab-cross combination.

JACK CRACK KANGAROO's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at JACK CRACK KANGAROO's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Floyd Purell!